Says who?

Says who?

I may be high as ****, but I give a damn about my Chiefsplanet image.

Then stop asking for dick pics on the women clothed/then naked thread.

Gynos use a long q-tip.

Girl has either never been, or has a penis and has never been.

Haaaaaaaa. She busted.

well she has two kids lol.. I'm not eating up every word until i find out more about her but it's a shaky situation

Shaky, as in you could catch a beating, get shanked, or killed, right? From my extensive experience, crazy just isn't worth it, no matter how tight it is. Run away. As fast as you can.

Post pics and I'll let you know

I would never date a single gal with a kid. Just not my thing.

Yep. She has to drive without a license plate as another level of protection, I told her se needs to be like j lo in enough and figure out a way to KO him. I do think she got some crazy but she's a cool chick and has decent taste in music. So even if everything checks out.. I'm tempt d for a few time aid hanging and bouncing but this dude is a large danger unknown factor. I'm recently divorced and my first crack at "dating" so new ball game

watching Two Broke Girls and your hand dance moves arent helping either I imagine

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Me either and I've felt shallow about that. But it is what it is. But it's a non issue now that any kids of the women I meet are grown.

Anyway, Big Dave has been seeing someone for a couple of months.

70 days til marriage

Either full of shit or full of drama. Regardless it's at levels I wouldn't mess with.

She is psycho, too. Take it to the bank.

Yeah I love these chicks that go on and on about how terrible their ex is when it just reflects so poorly on them for deciding to be with someone so bad... those types are always just about as crazy as they claim the ex to be.

Did halfwit change his user name to robblake?

No it's some piece of trash Patriotard

Rob Blake is a 9er troll. Alex Smith creeper.

Beat a kid out of her?

Saving that for some kind of band name formulation.

Beaten From The Womb
Left Hook C-Section
Induced By Violence
Future Serial Killer

I'm not sure RobBlake is making wise life choices.

Honestly though, anyone falling for the "can't have kids anymore" deserves what they get.

Call me shallow, but I'm just not getting involved with a woman who had a kid beat out of her. Nope.

I've seen that situation take down some really good men.

Apparently, being a "Proverbs 31 Girl" has become a thing.



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What's a late night "wyd?" text mean to you?

what you doing? (womanese for my mind is racing like a hampster on a wheel and I need approval so I am texting you)

I love me some brown girls. I am white but have dated more ebony girls than white girls. Kicker is I married a blonde white woman. In fact my wife is only my second white woman I have been with, been with 13 ebony, 3 hispanic, 3 asian and 1 Palestinian

I married one. Got with my wife when Sophia was 7 months old. I am her dad and she calls the other guy by his first name. She is now 5 and my wife and I have another 1 year old daughter. It isn't for everybody because they will be drama. I fell in love my the daughter instantly. Her and I do everything together.

But honestly I would never date a woman that has a kid again. It was a terrible experience for a few years. Now it is good but still hate having my daughter leave every other weekend.

If you have questions go ahead and ask

Where in the hell do you live?

In a mostly white area. But when I went to college there was a lot of ebony girls and they loved me. I went to BGSU which is about 45 minutes from Detroit. My college was still about 70% white and 30% ebony. I only had one girlfriend before college and she was white. I went to college never was interested in ebony girls. First week of freshmen year I got partnered with an ebony girl and one night while doing our project at my townhouse we got a little tipsy and had a long night of sex. I fell instantly in love with everything about the experience. So I started hitting on ebony girls in college and by surprise to me ebony girls have a huge thing for white guys. They told me that they like white guys but white guys never ask them out because they is a stigma that ebony girls dont like white guys.

So then I decided to start being very open minded to dating girls of different races. I knew that once I moved back home where my area is 95% white I wasn't going to get those chances and would end up with a white girl. So why not discover people and have fun while I was still young. I love women of races, women are just beautiful.

Lesson is if you are white and find an ebony woman beautiful go for it, chances are they are attracted to white guys. I am actually going to be in a wedding for my white friend who is marrying and ebony girl.

stop trying to be fancy and just say black.
So white people arent good enough to be called Ivory I guess, huh?

Ivory power!

really that is what you got from that?? From my experience with the girls I knew they liked to be called ebony. What is wrong with saying ebony over black?? How in the hell is ebony even fancy??

A- I was kidding
B- sounds like you are trying too hard to be PC
C- you avoid that you just called white people white as opposed to ivory lol
...its ok to call white people white but you better come up with a fancy name for a black person,huh?

personally, I prefer Asian,Asian-American over black or white

I am not a PC person honestly. I have no problem calling black people black but the women I "dated" liked ebony because it sounded pretty to them.

I do not do the political correct bull shit. I am far from a liberal

Nice. You knew you had an opportunity, and you lived it up.

I'm an army brat, so I've grown up mainly in very diverse communities. I've only been with one black girl, but there were a few that told me they had a thing for me.

When I think of my type, I think white and blonde, but I've been in love three times and only one was white. One was mexican, and my wife is 100% filipino, although she is pretty much an American girl from the Bay area.

Yeah I consider my type blonde, blue eyes, and a nice butt.

40 days until marriage
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Congrats bro!!

Is she equally awesome??

Do you consider the extra 40 lbs. you're lugging around baggage??

Surprisingly, her Awesome > my Awesome. However, some contribution may be due to partial Awesome deterioration with old(er) age. :D
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In truth, there are other things that bother me about this girl as well. I think that's normal.

Ultimately, I always end up coming back to the kid situation. It's just not the image I had for my life. I know life rarely ever works itself out the way you hope, but this is something that's kind of a big deal to me.

My ex is also playing games with me so I've got some other shit going on

black gals are amazing.

Flush both and move on. Let some time go by and before you know it you're dating a woman you're not questioning so much.

Listen to this man.

Did she have a big ASS?

Of course, bro. Why do you think I'm even thinking about her ass at all?

I'm leaning toward this now. I feel like I already know the move needs to be made, but it's really hard to give up steady, clean pussy.

Tonight I was out smoking cigars and having drinks at a cool local restaurant/bar near me with a childhood friend and his buddies. A super hot women showed up around 2 hours after I arrived and was sitting by herself having a few drinks and eating some wings. She had great cleavage and beautiful jewelry on. She looked Spanish

All 6 guys in our group took notice of her and commented how hot she was.

When I paid my final tab, I took a napkin and drew a picture of a chili pepper and wrote "You are much hotter than this pepper", folded it in half and had the waitress give it to her. She read it and had a giant smile on her face. About 15 minutes later as I was leaving I went over to tell her my name and she gave me her business card to call her. She is Persian and tonight I will be fapping in preparation of asking her out on a date. :D

Snapchat me that pussy.

Scho gonna viagra that ho

Did any of you married folks ever see yourself not getting married?

I've had 3 different girls tell me they love me in the past 12 months.

Is that winning or nah?

its them believing all your lies

You jealy, smelly?

Smelly you got a stable brah?

A. I was just cracking a joke although there might be some truth to it lol.

B. I don't have a stable or a horse, or a woman

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Having an ex-husband drive by your house 4-5 times a week when you're not even the one who's currently hitting it.

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It's winning, right up until one of them beats on your ride, eats your dog, or kills you in your sleep.



When I was a teen my dad used to say, "Tell 'em all you love 'em". Did him proud. ROFL

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How are things going for everyone in here? I'm about to move in with my girl. First time ever living with a significant other.

Wish me luck.

I went out on a 2nd date with a girl last week. While getting a pre-dinner drink I made some comment about going to see my place (it was nearby) and was shocked at how quickly she said ok. Skipped dinner, got her into bed instead. I hadn't even kissed her before so I was rather surprised at her kissing technique, which apparently she went to the school of "try to eat his face". I actually stopped sex because it was so off-putting.

And, nothing ever came of it.....

-Been seeing the same prostitute for a few months
-Lost my virginity to her, only person I've ever ****ed
-She's semi attractive, not too expensive (I'd say she's a 7, $120 for an hr)
-Normally do it in a hotel but I can't afford it and just invite her back to my place
-We **** for the amount of time I paid for
-Just as she's about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "A matter of life and death"
-Says that's her favourite film, asks if she can stay and watch it
-We watch a film together, we don't do anything
-She phones up the next day and asks if I want to hang out
-When we meet up I ask if I can have sex with her
-She tells me no, because she things we have gotten too close
-Asks if we can be friends


Did I just get friendzoned by a prostitute? wtf can I do to **** her again?

Dickey Thrower?

Man, no.

Update now scho!

Three months in and it isn't entirely horrible.

I miss the privacy and personal space the most. When we argue, I can't just go home to get away anymore. I've just got to deal with her craziness.

I'm also eating out a lot more.

That's about the worst of it. All in all that isn't too bad, though.

My girl wants to move in. I fear losing the space and privacy.

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Well, it is a fact that you will lose those things, but it may not be so bad in the long run.

I can only speak to my experience. My girl is easy to live with as far as most things are concerned. She's as neat, clean and organized as I am, which I love. We work opposite schedules so I'm able to get some alone time.

I will say that women seem to have their own expectations about what you should be doing when you're with them. It's almost like living with your mom.... Whom you also have sex with... Whatever.

What I mean is that I find that I have to tell my girl I'm going to be doing something in advance and I can only do it for so long or else she'll start bitching about it. By that I mean if I want to fire up the ol' PlayStation or go to the gym or go out with my friends or some shit. If I don't let her know in advance she'll often have an issue.. And God forbid I get on my phone for more than 3-4 minutes at a time. That basically causes World War 3.

Bitches be trippin'.

I mean the eating ass thing.

You've never eaten ass before? The ladies love it. Give it a try in about 3 years when you get some pussy again.

They also like the finger in the butt while you're hitting it from the back, but you've got to be gentle.

Five years. Princess dumped me a few weeks ago so the clock resets homie.

Yup met plenty of women who weren't for finger in the booty but by the end they'd ask for it.

man.. i havent gon down on a girl and the booty yet, but finger in is sexy af.

Lol I'm not shit no pun intended. Just more confident in myself. I guess losing 40 pounds being a gym rat will do that to you.