She looks trailer park in every single one of her recent instagram photos. It's hard to believe what she is now used to be an absolute bomb shell in her Daisy Duke days.

Flapjack titties, guaranteed.

Bet she looks terrible naked.

She doesn’t look that great with clothes.

She looked better fat

That's what happens when you go from one extreme to another.

Losing weight too fast is not a good thing either.

How fat did she get?

Mumuu heavy

https://www.bellenews.com/wp-content...stro-in-LA.jpg

Hell, I'd still give it to her. I bet she'd be good rolled in butter, mmm.

Wooo
Im sorry I asked

Was she pregnant on that picture?

I hate this thread so much

Good for her, she's probably very healthy now.

went on that auschwitz diet on lockdown.

I need a few more recent pics to decide how i feel about her

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After all them kids dr would throw few extra stitches in that thing

Dude...her face looks like a relative of mine who was strung out of opioids for a year due to a serious issue requiring an organ to be removed. Was on opioids until they could determine and get the thing removed.

Sunken face, just overall unhealthy and malnourished.

Order

The chili looked good tho

The fat kept it moist. Now it's shoe leather

She looks a lot better with weight in her.

I think I'd rather **** Homer Simpson.

Different strokes for different folks. You take Homer, I'll take her....

The sun was behind them, so any blemishes, shadows, etc. would be exaggerated. It looks like the clown that's been doing the Chiefs cheerleaders took it.

Great cheekbones.

Jawline really sexy.

Would love to see her dolled up now instead of just out of bed.

I'd bone those cheeks....

I know a thing or two about photography. Keep scrolling, it doesn't get any better.

She looks like a meth addict.

SPOT EFFFING ON!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I just can't shake the 'opioid' conclusion either.

That is just such a tell-tale look with the sunken in face and bad skin.

I'd give 3-1 odds that she's found some sort of 'designer' drug and considers it a diet aid or something when it's almost certainly a controlled substance. We had a girl that worked for us do the exact same thing. Used to be a knockout, was still pretty cute but had put on a little weight into her late 30s. Had her boyfriend suggest something that she didn't know much about, got 'results' and an addiction that turned into a gateway into hard shit that put her on an inescapable spiral.

New pic. She turns 40 July 10th.

Mucho, mucho better.

I’m down.

I'm 180 degrees from down

I've mentioned this before but seriously, if you guys haven't seen celebrities in person, especially women, it can be horrifying because while they look amazing in TV and print, for the most part, they're completely emaciated in person.

The diets and the weight-controlling drugs coupled with massive amounts of cardio do well for them in front of the camera but they're often scary looking off-camera.

:insert he’s right you know gif:

I've heard the name before, but I have no clue who she is or what she does. Is she the one that sings the Sunday Night football song that I always fast forward though?

LMAO

Nope, that would be Carrie Underwood. Jessica Simpson is a former singer/actress that was pretty big about 20 years ago.

I would be on this like white on rice!
Or like ants to a picnic!
Or like stink on shit!
Or a whore to a sailor's convention!

You get the idea! LMAO

https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/...ca-simpson.jpg

Another stupid generalization. :doh!:

There are some women in Hollywood with bad skin, fake teeth, bad fake tits, plastic surgery and too much makeup.

Then there are MANY who are naturally beautiful.

Jessica is one....


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I don't understand the hate. She is gorgeous for her age.

IF that was your HS sweetheart and you were still married with a happy home you have won the game of life.

Hell yeah.

Certainly not someone to go apeshit over. Much better women are all over IRL. Same goes for Gracie.

I agree with Dane here. What you see in print or on the screen is a combination of professional makeup arists and the best of the best lighting techs. As those women age, many will turn to trainers to maintin their weight and such, often destroying their bodies and natural beauty. Take a long look at Courteney Cox from her early days vs. today or Demi Moore in St. Elmo's Fire vs. Margin Call. Would I still hit either? In a New York minute, but I rather be with 1996 Demi or Courteney.

Demi was pretty furry down low back then...

Pics?

C'mon, George, it's not like you haven't been there before. You're a trooper, so we all know you'd explore that jungle with the zeal of a young Henry Morton Stanley.

Oh yeah, pics or it didn't happen.

Just google “Demi moore hairy”. It will pop up.

Yes, they’re real.

I bet she spends a pretty penny keeping that hairless.

Would!

It did pop up, if you know what I'm saying.

I’ve seen better at my local Golden Corral!!!

wax on, wax off...

I’ve seen better at my local Golden Corral!!!

Look like Troy Polamalu in a scissor lock

If you have to put a qualifier on it then we're a no-go

i would be proud to eat her out and hold up her titties

I'm 38 years old.

Have you tried to hold a conversation of 10 minutes or longer w/ anyone 25 or younger over the last few years? Were they ALWAYS that vapid and boring?

I don't need to solve the world's problems or debate philosophy here - but can we have a conversation that DOESN'T revolve around something you saw on television or your phone? And can you come up with an independent thought at some point? Right, wrong or otherwise, can absorb, digest and respond to conversation?

I'll appreciate the form of many a 20 year old but lord, I can't imagine for the life of me actually trying to sleep with any of 'em. That would take more patience and energy than I'm willing to put into it.

Here here. Fun to look at, but that's about it. I suppose "scoring" with one at my age would also be fun, but frankly, I prefer my wife of 30 years. She gets me...

Step aside son, I'll saddle up and take a bullet for the team. ;)

You and I agree on pretty much everything when it comes to women (probably because we are the same age). But there's little point in actually saying the truth, anything about women is just spitting out the same unoriginal clichés over and over.

40 is not old, and the terms "dirty thirties" and "filthy forties" exist for a reason.

Always enjoy seeing this thread back up to the top. (Happy birthday...whenever it was).

To be honest I was looking at the cake In that pic
Lots of different colors, but how did they cut that gash out like that?
Shit like that makes me ponder.
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She's a Texas girl. We know how to make 'em!

Truth. :thumb:

I'm not too much younger than you and I've had no such struggles in communicating with the youth.

Yes sir!

37 here.

I’m trying to remember. I’m pretty sure the CFO and merchandiser still the elevator I work with are right around 25. They’re damned reasonable humans. They’re the exception though. Most of the ones I interact with (which admittedly is few - thankfully) don’t have a whole lot rattling around in their dome.

It doesn’t get better. My nephew just turned 20. Did you know mullets are a thing again? Not just as a joke but actually a thing. To his credit he doesn’t have one. But his buddies do.

The other side of it is that I’m getting that way with several 60+ dudes around. Especially when they’re by god going to tell me how it is. Like I haven’t been paying attention the last 20 ****ing years, haven’t lived through as bad of a drought as there has been in their lifetimes, experienced as big of a % price swing as they’ve had in their lifetimes, don’t have even a cursory understanding of profit drivers despite having a goddamned MBA. I want to buy some radio ads and put out a PSA along the lines of “Look. I’m sorry you grew up in a time when margins are better. A 5 second glance at the industry lifecycle on google would solve a lot of life’s mysteries for you. Here’s a guide to interacting with Buehler445:

1. I don’t watch Fox News nor do I care what’s on their programs.
2. I have a good handle on my business. Don’t tell me how to run it. Ya ****.
3. Further, I have no interest in what you believe can or can’t exist in the business environment.

Have a great day. “

I’m actually pretty fortunate that most of the people I interact with live in the real world. But the longer I’m in business the more (perhaps criminally) pragmatic I’ve become and the less tolerance I have for hog shit. Keep that shit out of my life

/rant.

Here you go Jake from Allstate :LOL:

She's hot.

https://celeb.gate.cc/media/cache/im...c014b7de50.jpg

Would wreck.

God.

Damn.


I swear I haven't looked in on this thread in ages, and if it's pivoted into a Kat Dennings thread in the meantime and I missed it I'll be pissed. Also, I'll have some backtracking to do. I've watched that stupid show she was in for years on the off chance those things would burst out while the censors were sleeping or something, and now here they are. Magnificent.

I'd take Kat 7 days a week over Juggsica, and ten times on Sunday.

Smarter. Hotter.

Sweet Jesus. :drool:

I prefer Jessica so I could last longer than 60 seconds.

Damn!

Some women just give of a "you could be sporting 14 inches and I'd STILL demand more" sort of vibe.

Kat Dennings is one of 'em.

I'll bet she's just savage in the hay...