Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10944745)

30. Sorter

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10944745)

30. Sorter

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...ydpto3_500.gif

FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM SORTER

OK hai. My name is Soooorter and um it's been a while since I made a new post. So I decided that because of recent events that I could say hi, k?. And um so yeah so let's just start off by getting a couple things straight.

I don't do furries... mm mmh! No, I know that Direckshun thinks that I do furries, but I don't, actually. That's just Direckshun being bad at roasting people. And I actually don't like My Little Pony either, ahh hehehe, which is funny to me. Ummmm yeah. And then another one would be ummm. I provided you with a couple posts. Ummmm ahh such as like, like the one where I'm like mmm and it says, "Mon ami!" which is weird because I don't actually speak French. And like and and then like you peoples were all like, "YOU IS TROLLIN!" and I was like "I AM NOT TROLLING!! I AM SORTER YOU SEE! Mm!"

And then there was the one where I held up a sign and it said "Sorter plus Loki equals LOOOVE," and that's true, it's a very true statement, I love him. He's mischievous and either gay or British, but I can't really tell. And umm and then uhh bup bup buhbuh, OH there was another one that um, that I actually didn't possst... but umm... it's out there... cuz uh some of you guys found the MOB, and I'm all like crafty. And uhm and it's one where I like where I'm like "ihh" and it says several different things such as like I love Mike Glennon, and stuff and umm it actually never said that, it said I love Geno Smith, which is one of my old draft takes, uhh oh, but by the way, I'm not really that much of a Geno guy anymore, I moved on to bigger and better things, such as umm, things that I mentioned in another post that made me not stop by CP as much anymore, hah!

Umm... Ahh, Black Bob! The Chiefs run a 3-4 defense, and that's their only defense, with three down linemen and other subsets where certain guys come in and out, drop back, or stay on the line and blitz, umm and like the 3-3-5??? That's a not a real defense! WE DON'T RUN IT! I can't believe Black Bob believes that! Who actually thinks about coverage concepts like that?! Not ME!

Umm... and, so, yeah, and um, let's see here. And then, um, um I was in a thread and uh this guy was like, "Sorter, I think ocelots are cool, like in Archer." And I was like, "I love that show!" Because I do! Have you ever seen that show? It's like AMAZING, and like um, and so then um I uh I just wanted to say to that guy who likes ocelots I love you, and I want to hold your hand. And also um, uh, Hootie, I guess, I don't even know who you are, exactly. Uhbububuuhh, my ocelot thread is still there if you want to check it out.

But umm, let's see here ahh, soo, I had a lot of replies from like my posts. Or, not a lot a guess, that's a little... much I guess. And um, uh, mmm, I dunno. What else is there to say. Milkman... yeah Milkman the guy who sat for like six hours straight addressing my thoughts on the offensive line in Andy Reid's offense? Uh, thank you, I suppose. Um, but uh yeah, this, I don't think I should answer, it would ruin the mystique, you guys? Umm, and then um, bububuh, I dunno, really, huh. I haven't posted all that much lately, because it's a really big pain the butt to search for all those gifs and put them in my own database. And I'm like urr hurr, and um and now I'm just like good with not posting the same argument over and over so I'm good. And um yeah and so I love you guys, a lot. I really like, rawrawrawr status, like seriously like rawr like ocelots rawr and um I think that's about it. Byeee.

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10944988)

Apparently I was wrong.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/189...cks-desk-o.gif

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10944778)

LMAO ****ing genius. Although I want to stab and rape you now(and not necessarily in that order) because teh cancer known as boxxxy's voice is stuck in my ****ing head.

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10944992)

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10944997)

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10944944)

Are you stupid?

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10945116)

Pestilence is on the list

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10945130)

UPdate the OP you lazy bastard.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10945221)

PGM has not so suddenly mutated into a whiny bitch over the course of this exercise.

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10945386)

I think it is fair to say that almost anyone would. This is an endeavor that is daunting to say the least.

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10945386)

I think it is fair to say that almost anyone would. This is an endeavor that is daunting to say the least.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10945417)

Which endeavor? Jerking off at work without anyone noticing, or copy pasting roasts to the OP?

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10945430)

NO IT'S ****ING NOT.

HE SENDS OUT LISTS OF NAMES TO ME. THAT'S ****ING IT.

THE OP UPDATES COULD BE SO ****ING EASY IF HE WOULD JUST DO IT AS THE ROASTS COME IN INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SEARCH THROUGH DOZENS OF PAGES TO FIND THE NEW ONES.

I AM THE ONE WITH THE DAUNTING MOTHER****ING TASK. I AM THE LIFEFORCE OF THIS ENTIRE PROJECT. IF I WEREN'T SO GOOD AT THIS, NOBODY WOULD GIVE A SHIT, AND THIS PROJECT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER WORTHLESS ABORTION.

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10945589)

I almost made this exact post... except it wouldn't have been in 1st person... and I probably wouldn't have gone capslock. Sentiment was the same, though.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10945399)

We need some mod abuse. Name change;
Procrastinating and Grossly Maladroit

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 10945583)

LMAO

PGM tries guys. Lay off him.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10945430)

NO IT'S ****ING NOT.

HE SENDS OUT LISTS OF NAMES TO ME. THAT'S ****ING IT.

THE OP UPDATES COULD BE SO ****ING EASY IF HE WOULD JUST DO IT AS THE ROASTS COME IN INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SEARCH THROUGH DOZENS OF PAGES TO FIND THE NEW ONES.

I AM THE ONE WITH THE DAUNTING MOTHER****ING TASK. I AM THE LIFEFORCE OF THIS ENTIRE PROJECT. IF I WEREN'T SO GOOD AT THIS, NOBODY WOULD GIVE A SHIT, AND THIS PROJECT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER WORTHLESS ABORTION.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10945430)

NO IT'S ****ING NOT.

HE SENDS OUT LISTS OF NAMES TO ME. THAT'S ****ING IT.

THE OP UPDATES COULD BE SO ****ING EASY IF HE WOULD JUST DO IT AS THE ROASTS COME IN INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SEARCH THROUGH DOZENS OF PAGES TO FIND THE NEW ONES.

I AM THE ONE WITH THE DAUNTING MOTHER****ING TASK. I AM THE LIFEFORCE OF THIS ENTIRE PROJECT. IF I WEREN'T SO GOOD AT THIS, NOBODY WOULD GIVE A SHIT, AND THIS PROJECT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER WORTHLESS ABORTION.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10945917)

29. Direckshun

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...6#post10945916

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10945940)

Direckshun is EASILY 26-28 spots too low on this list. This is ****ing egregious!

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10945988)

ROFL

Dear lord. I should quit the Internet now while I'm ahead.



I promise little, and deliver less.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10946002)

Your roast got its own thread because you've earned it.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10945430)

NO IT'S ****ING NOT.

HE SENDS OUT LISTS OF NAMES TO ME. THAT'S ****ING IT.

THE OP UPDATES COULD BE SO ****ING EASY IF HE WOULD JUST DO IT AS THE ROASTS COME IN INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SEARCH THROUGH DOZENS OF PAGES TO FIND THE NEW ONES.

I AM THE ONE WITH THE DAUNTING MOTHER****ING TASK. I AM THE LIFEFORCE OF THIS ENTIRE PROJECT. IF I WEREN'T SO GOOD AT THIS, NOBODY WOULD GIVE A SHIT, AND THIS PROJECT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER WORTHLESS ABORTION.

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10946017)

The list maker can suck a dick. They're horrible at this.

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10946130)

Pshhh. I concur, I want to suck someone's dick

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10946140)

FYP

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10946141)

I'm not black bob. Have a coke and a smile and stfu

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10946177)

And I'm not Richard Pryor, I don't do coke

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10946002)

Your roast got its own thread because you've earned it.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10945910)

Did something happen to make Sorter post considerably less? I was on quite the hiatus myself, and noticed he's hardly here anymore when I got back.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10946872)

A lot of high quality football people like DJ's Left Nut and Sorter got pretty sick of each topic getting hijacked and turning into the same Alex Smith conversation that was had months before the draft. You know how bitter CP can get about things like trading for backups, and the influx of 49er fans exacerbated those tensions. Any given football thread was a potential breeding ground for that shit, and could get ignited by either side.

I don't really blame them. My posting hasn't really decreased all that much since then, but I'm far less likely to take quality football threads seriously. Sometimes I just troll, othertimes I join the muck because it's just easier.

I think this offseason will be different, though, and things will start to change. We'll have a huge assortment of draft picks, so even if Dorsey goes super conservative, we'll have a ton of stuff to talk about. It won't be so focused on one or two positions like it was last year, which then lead to the same topic of OL importance being hashed over and over again.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10946976)

Yeah, I left completely for about 2 weeks a little bit ago. No one noticed. That's how I roll.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10946872)

A lot of high quality football people like DJ's Left Nut and Sorter got pretty sick of each topic getting hijacked and turning into the same Alex Smith conversation that was had months before the draft. You know how bitter CP can get about things like trading for backups, and the influx of 49er fans exacerbated those tensions. Any given football thread was a potential breeding ground for that shit, and could get ignited by either side.

I don't really blame them. My posting hasn't really decreased all that much since then, but I'm far less likely to take quality football threads seriously. Sometimes I just troll, othertimes I join the muck because it's just easier.

I think this offseason will be different, though, and things will start to change. We'll have a huge assortment of draft picks, so even if Dorsey goes super conservative, we'll have a ton of stuff to talk about. It won't be so focused on one or two positions like it was last year, which then lead to the same topic of OL importance being hashed over and over again.

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 10945583)

LMAO

PGM tries guys. Lay off him.

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10947445)

Agreed this influx of 49er fans has had the worst effect on my fandom that I ever recall. I still watch the games but that excitement for a good outcome is out the window. I'm pretty much passive with the occasional chuckle.

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10947445)

Agreed this influx of 49er fans has had the worst effect on my fandom that I ever recall. I still watch the games but that excitement for a good outcome is out the window. I'm pretty much passive with the occasional chuckle.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10946872)

A lot of high quality football people like DJ's Left Nut and Sorter got pretty sick of each topic getting hijacked and turning into the same Alex Smith conversation that was had months before the draft. You know how bitter CP can get about things like trading for backups, and the influx of 49er fans exacerbated those tensions. Any given football thread was a potential breeding ground for that shit, and could get ignited by either side.

I don't really blame them. My posting hasn't really decreased all that much since then, but I'm far less likely to take quality football threads seriously. Sometimes I just troll, othertimes I join the muck because it's just easier.

I think this offseason will be different, though, and things will start to change. We'll have a huge assortment of draft picks, so even if Dorsey goes super conservative, we'll have a ton of stuff to talk about. It won't be so focused on one or two positions like it was last year, which then lead to the same topic of OL importance being hashed over and over again.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10946976)

Yeah, I left completely for about 2 weeks a little bit ago. No one noticed. That's how I roll.

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10947445)

Agreed this influx of 49er fans has had the worst effect on my fandom that I ever recall. I still watch the games but that excitement for a good outcome is out the window. I'm pretty much passive with the occasional chuckle.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10947645)

The Patriot fans were far worse for me. But I hated Cassel from the start and it never changed. I only hated Alex for about 24 hours.

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10947657)

Flip those and its me. I guess its my turn in the barrel.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10947645)

The Patriot fans were far worse for me. But I hated Cassel from the start and it never changed. I only hated Alex for about 24 hours.

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10947657)

Flip those and its me. I guess its my turn in the barrel.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10947884)

I hated Cassel as QB of the Chiefs [not as a person, like him as a person], but it never occurred to me to take it out on Pats fans. Probably because he wasn't as contentious a QB in NE as Alex was in SF.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10947638)

I got really sick of talking until I was blue in the face to a bunch of people who had their fingers in their ears screaming nah nah nah.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10947886)

Did you ever hate Cassel other than the first 24 hours?

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10787960)

You roastiors are good....Real good

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10948402)

Never hated him just glad to see him go.

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10948402)

Never hated him just glad to see him go.

Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 10948778)

I both hated him AND was glad to see him go.


Only to be replaced by his twin. :facepalm:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10947715)

:( I'm sorry...that was far and away the most miserable experience in my life of being a fan.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10948800)

Oh **** that. Alex Smith is NOWHERE near Matt Casshole. Not even close. Now, I understand why you, and everyone else who doesn't like him, don't like him. However you hurt your arguments, and the arguments of your counterparts when you make statements like that. I'm just sayin...

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10948815)

Cassel is Alex or at least Alex light. You have allowed your hate to cloud your judgement as well. Alex is 2010 Cassel not 2012 Cassel.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10945221)

PGM has not so suddenly mutated into a whiny bitch over the course of this exercise.

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10945386)

I think it is fair to say that almost anyone would. This is an endeavor that is daunting to say the least.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10945430)

NO IT'S ****ING NOT.

HE SENDS OUT LISTS OF NAMES TO ME. THAT'S ****ING IT.

THE OP UPDATES COULD BE SO ****ING EASY IF HE WOULD JUST DO IT AS THE ROASTS COME IN INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SEARCH THROUGH DOZENS OF PAGES TO FIND THE NEW ONES.

I AM THE ONE WITH THE DAUNTING MOTHER****ING TASK. I AM THE LIFEFORCE OF THIS ENTIRE PROJECT. IF I WEREN'T SO GOOD AT THIS, NOBODY WOULD GIVE A SHIT, AND THIS PROJECT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER WORTHLESS ABORTION.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10946808)

Well. We're waiting.....

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 10945583)

LMAO

PGM tries guys. Lay off him.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10948876)

DID YOU THINK THAT YOUR SONG AND DANCE WOULD HELP YOU, PGM?

I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!

I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!

I TOLD YOU I WOULD EAT YOU! I AM WHO THE LORD HAS CHOSEN BECAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU! I'M OLDER AND WISER AND I AM NOT A FALSE PROPHET! YOU SNIVELING BOY!

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10948839)

Huh? I am not the one whining about digging through a couple posts. Go make a 2018 mock or something.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10948923)

I have obviously been being a douche and not updating. You happy?

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10948925)

I am never happy.

Which is why I'm here.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10948889)

I have decided to join Count on the darkside. Bring me Alex to the cube.