ROFL well gee if you put it that way...

That's so wrong, it should never be joked about. :shake: :shake: :shake:

Phob, I always thought you were older, like in your fifties.

Well, my DAD is in his fifties. Should I give him your number?

No I was just saying...you may not be a perv after all :D

coincidence?
 

So.....The past couple of days, I've been over at this Chick's house...whose parents are gone...My friend and I have been banging them like Screen doors....and her weird brother has been trying to peek under the door and through the windows.

I've been sneaking into his room and wiping off the wang on his pillowcase though...

Oh, I'm still a perv, just not quite as old as you thought.... Really, the only difference is that I won't slobber on you while I dry hump your leg and my teeth stay in my head at night....

Well thank you for clarifying that and not slobbering on me while you dry hump me...I really appreciate it.

Wow ... this has really gone down hill fast.

So you're saying that this already happened? Or is it happening right now?


If the old people have to pick on each other, who's gonna pick on the young ones?

Look out Slayer's about to do his best Forrest impersonation all over Jenny's sheets.

Huh? Sorry, haven't seen Forrest Gump in a few years...what's that supposed to mean?

gochiefs,

When you think those two are right in the middle of some serious womb-wrecking, bust into the room like Gollum on acid with your engorged member in hand.

Tell the broad that she has 3 points of entry, and that you're taking one.

It's a win-win situation. You either get laid, or you will never, ever see those people again.

:LOL: ROFL

Just remember to say, "Hello, my preciousssssss!"

No phob hasn't dry humped me nor will he ever...do the young ones want to be picked on, I sure don't you want to see how it feels being linked with everyone? You people may have just made me the Chiefs planet slut. :banghead: