I've always heard that for job interviews....then again, I guess a first date is similar.

not too firm, Jesus we don't want the girl's hand to fall off

The very first impression she gets from him (other than his looks) will be that handshake.

On second thought, just stay in your hotel room and jerk off.

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She just asked me where i live and i said "at home with mom and dad".

Then she said she was feeling ill and to take her home immediately.

I think greetings are really hard. Like, some girls like it if you get up to pull out her chair when she first arrives, while others hate it. Let's hope it's a booth...lol.

she knows if she's gonna fuck you within the first 10 seconds. considering she has seen your picture, and was the one who initiated, and knows you are in town only temporarily, odds are greatly in your favor.

just don't do anything to fuck it up. ask questions. when she's telling stories, ask more questions. before you know it, hours will have flown by, she'll be drunk enough for the taking.

I say play it real chill to start. No hugs, kisses, breast fondling, or the like. A warm smile and a nice compliment is a great way to start. You need to feel her out from there and determine what is expected, acceptable, and then tolerable. :evil:

Oh! make sure you pick her up! (if she lets you, not many will)

Girls like to talk about themselves. We're selfish that way. If she's telling stories and drinking, you'll know pretty soon what your odds are.

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I recommend alcohol. Quite a bit, actually. Especially for her, no offense, GoChiefs. This is sound advice for anyone, really, and it would be a direction I would go if in your shoes.

Also remember gochiefs be cocky, girls love confidence and can sense insecurity.

I called her 15 minutes ago and left a message. No response yet.

Are you trying to help get him laid or hit? The cocky virgin?

Cool confidence, GoChiefs. Pretend it ain't no thang but a chicken wang.