Bowser |
12-13-2014 08:17 AM |
And I'd say you pretty much nailed it, minus the gay lizard stuff, handling packages 24/7, having to ask to go out with the fellas because I ****ING DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT.* And just because I married into a filthy Cornhusker family does NOT mean I go looking for more filthy Cornhuskers to humiliate myself further with. Besides, Bugeater is an avid bicyclist - I wouldn't touch that nutsack with Jim Jones' confused mouth. But I'll have a beer with any of you pissants anytime. I've actually survived a tailgate with Phobia after he had a cleansing cabbage soup regimine the day before (true story. Christ on a stick). Just let me clear it with my house secretary first.
*I'll probably delete this as soon as she reads it, so someone save it for me. TIA
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