Where's my sausage party?

"Sir Travis," The Lady Swift requested. "Strum your instrument. Play for me a victory song."

"My lady," he replied. "Hear ye the sweetest tune in the Kingdom. The nobles call it 'La Choppa du Tomahawque.' Truly, a ballad almost as beautiful as thee."

His strong hands plucked, and so he began. "Na na na NAAA..."

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This is getting weird..

Excellent job Taylor.

Save his ankle!!!

Do u guys think he groaned louder when he hurt his ankle or blew a gigantic wad in Tay tay?

He's always been gay.

Thread needs more burst

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Travis Kelce calls Taylor Swift his “good luck charm,” a source tells The Messenger. <a href="https://t.co/G3r8fnqavf">pic.twitter.com/G3r8fnqavf</a></p>&mdash; Pop Base (@PopBase) <a href="https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1711407200357539883?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 9, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Have they improved them in the last 5 years or something?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m so devastated for Taylor ���� We KNOW how much Travis makes her happy. She had to be so worried right now. She finally has a man who shows her love back �� and he got hurt on ARTIFICIAL TURF?<br><br>This is so wrong. We can fix this. No. More. TURF! <a href="https://twitter.com/NFL?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@NFL</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/taylornation13?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@taylornation13</a></p>&mdash; standard-issue setzer (@seltzermom) <a href="https://twitter.com/seltzermom/status/1711140625150513195?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 8, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LMAO

I'm all for the Swifties forcing the NFL to ditch turf in favor of real grass

doing the lords work

They had a good prime rib when I went but that was in the late 90s.

!11 ROFL 11!