ChiefsPlanet - Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

I think you're out of luck. What chick is going to want to have sex with a guy who looks like you? Look at your picture in your avi, for crying out loud.

I think it would work with those hot babes at the local University's Physics department. :shrug:

FAX	06-26-2008 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 4813331)

I have avatars turned off, so I missed it. I still think a name change is in order.

Midnight Road Pizza
Midnight Road Rash

Just a couple of suggestions.

Based on his last username, I kind of like Midnight_Felcher.

FAX

kepp	06-26-2008 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4813352)

Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.

They never give away all their secrets. If they did, they wouldn't be "special".

Donger

06-26-2008 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 4813365)

some of it is implied. Let me help you out. you need a necklace. preferably some sort of vague meaningless symbol that will fool most dumb gals into thinking it means something surreal. Next, get a huge belt buckle, but do not, I repeat, do not, use it to actually hold your pants up. You want to show some of your boxers, ya know, like the rappers started a few years back when we were kids. Then, and only then should you get the spray tan. Oh , and dont waste money on the spray tan until you have had your chest hairs waxed off.

It sounds awfully complicated. I was told that chicks dig guys with bikes. I feel like I've been mislead.

StcChief

06-26-2008 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4813341)

And make sure your collar is popped.

popped-collar, he rolls with a dickie over spray on tan.

FAX	06-26-2008 10:37 AM

Hey, hot babes ...

FAX

FAX	06-26-2008 10:37 AM

Yeah, FAX?

Posted via mobile device.

A BUNCH OF FAX'S HOT BABES

FAX	06-26-2008 10:37 AM

Tell 'em who I am.

FAX

FAX	06-26-2008 10:38 AM

Okay ...

He's Midnight FAX
And here's the facts
He's got a motorcycle
And he knows how to wax

He talks real dirty
And he don't wear a shirty
He's like the archangle michael
With his hands up our skirty

He's a real cool man
With a sprayed on tan
And when we're out of prophylactic
He uses Saran

He's got a great bike
And he watches Spike
And he makes us climactic
Then says "take a hike"

Posted via mobile device.

A BUNCH OF FAX'S HOT BABES

teedubya

06-26-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 4813319)

Hi guys!! We're a bunch of hot babes that really dig Midnight FAX!!! We're posting via mobile device using his login name because it's the coolest login name ever. We hang and have sex with FAX because he rides a motorcycle and doesn't wear a shirt to our parties. He's the best and the coolest because he makes us hotter than the really super hot babes we already really are. Posted via mobile device.

A BUNCH OF FAX'S HOT BABES

That was the funniest thing to me, that you wrote posted via mobile device. It cracked me up.

Man, this thread is awesome. I like how he never approached the laptop ganking subject... what a cock gobbler.

seclark

06-26-2008 10:45 AM

major props to fax's hot babes...
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Stewie

06-26-2008 10:46 AM

http://www.weblogcartoons.com/cartoons/internet.gif

And now for something completely different...

http://rushthecourt.files.wordpress....at-penn-st.jpg

DaKCMan AP

06-26-2008 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 4813455)

And now for something completely different...

http://rushthecourt.files.wordpress....at-penn-st.jpg

Go Gators! :)

Skip Towne

06-26-2008 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 4813331)

I have avatars turned off, so I missed it. I still think a name change is in order.

Midnight Road Pizza
Midnight Road Rash

Just a couple of suggestions.

I like Midnight Felcher

Baby Lee

06-26-2008 10:57 AM

Hey FAX's Babes.

Are FAX's faucets Moen?

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