She's 37. Wouldn't think so, would you?

God I love cougars. She's actually worried about ME not showing up. She was like "text me if you decide not to come." HAW HAW HAW. If only she knew.

You'll have to tell her you haven't learned to control that yet.

Wow, never would have thought she was my age. Have fun with that.

OHHH, BUUURRRRRRNNNNN!!! [/Kelso]

Well played, luv. Rare form.

Hmmm......even 37-year olds are flaky.

Now what am I supposed to do?

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Have you ever thought about what the common denominator is with all of these females who "flake" on you?

Best guess? She had a booty call show up. Move along.

Or this, perhaps....

They are all female. I guess he needs to switch sides.

False. If a female really wants to go out with you, she will not flake on you.

Yeah, you're female so the joke slid right past you. :p

It didn't. I'm female. I was trying to push home my point. :)

Yes. They're all internet ho bags.

ROFL I haven't heard the word ho bag in so long.

So, you keep going after these internet "ho bags", and they keep flaking on you. Ever thought of trying a different approach, or will you just move again once you've exhausted your search there?

No. I'm quite insane.

Yes, she looks it.

Ok Luv-riddle me this-

Why if you act interested in a girl-she loses interest and stops contacting you-BUT

If you blow her off and don't calll-she starts I M you and sending text??

makes no sense to me :shake:

We chase that which retreats.

In fact, this other stupid **** that has been playing games with me for a week did this EXACT THING the other night. I had my IM off and didn't realize it for several hours. About 2 AM she texted me, asking where I was.

Of course, after I got online, she acted like I didn't exist after about 5 minutes of chatting.

Stupid ****ing ****whoreslutasaurus.

:thumb: Exactly it makes ZERO sense. Soon as a chick thinks you have lost interest-she does whatever it takes to control the situation again-once she thinks she has you-she starts the disapearing act again.

I agree, women are ****s.

It's simple - we all want what we can't have. It's like that episode on King of Queens where Doug is obsessed with getting this bouncy ball from the drugstore, and Carrie kept telling him no. He gets it at the end, bounces it a few times, and walks off completely disinterested.

This session of Life Lessons With the Heffernins is now over.

Aha! The game's afoot.

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ROFL thanks for putting in terms I can understand-lol

This. Men do it too. Admittedly, I think women are a little worse. I can't speak for all women, but the only things that will make me break a date is if something really does come up unexpectedly or if I really didn't want to go out when I made the date to begin with. With the incoherent list of excuses she gave him, I'd say she wasn't interested in going out with him.

READ POST NUMBER 8868 AND WEEP NEGATIVE NANCY

I'm still thinking she had a romp with a booty call last night that spilled over into this morning. Maybe I'm wrong.

I bet she woke up with major bedhead and didn't want to give a bad first impression.

That's actually the post I was referencing. She's a babbler. Friggin' annoying.

"I didn't feel like getting out of bed. I think my sinuses are acting up, and I need to run to Walmart. Sorry about breakfast."

Anyway, that sounds like an excuse.

NO, IT SOUNDS LIKE AN APOLOGY.

SHE'S APOLOGIZING PROFUSELY BECAUSE SHE WANTS DICK.

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO RUIN HER CHANCE AT THE MONSTER IN MY PANTS.

It is a woman, if she wants dick she just has to snap her fingers.. The apology is there to keep stringing you along..

WHAT THE **** IS THIS MOTHER****ING BULLSHIT?

Making yourself available to her later in the day after she chose sleeping above your meeting was a death blow for any future amorous activity.
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Dude. Seriously. You got stood up for a USB cable.

When that guy comes up to your door and says, "Are you Clayton Wendler? You've been served...," you will probably think she's asking for a threesome.

Oh, but I didn't. I said "hi," and that was it.

I dunno what the **** is going on. But I'm not saying shit to her from here on out unless she gives me a good reason.

****in' flake.

ROFL.

In my defense it was one of those 12-inch USB cables.

this.

and you should've waited for her to say "hi"

as for the whole 'Why if you act interested in a girl-she loses interest and stops contacting you-BUT

If you blow her off and don't calll-she starts I M you and sending text?? '

it's about worth.

if you act too interested she thinks she's too good for you
if you play it cool she thinks there's a reason you're not desperate and she wants to find out, or with some girls it messes with her self esteem(got em)

Give me a ****ing break.

If this is what humanity has become the human race is ****ING DOOMED!

how long did you wait before you said hi?

chances are within 10 minutes she would've done it and your chances would've shot through the roof

I don't know. I wasn't checking my bleedin' IM every minute to see if she was on. I just noticed her and said "I'm taking the dogs out, but I'll be back."

I thought it was an APPROPRIATE GREETING considering she had told me earlier she was going to "LOOK FOR ME ON IM."

****ING MINDGAMES WITH SLUTS

live and learn

acting busy(temporarily ignoring) makes you more interesting, and makes her think about you more

Thankfully, there are those of us in the human race that can close the deal.

Note the thread number above.

When a girl blows you off once or twice, it's a coincidence. Three or four times, it's bad luck.

I've got this bitch set for 80 posts per page, and it's still 112 pages and 8889 posts long. That's beyond coincidence and beyond bad luck. It's happening for one reason:

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Here's a thought: stop thinking so much, stop trying so hard, just be yourself. It's not a game, it's not a show, it's not a contest, it's not even complicated. Unless you make it that way.

sadly if u wanna get laid mind games are essential....

He has been acting like himself, and therein lies the problem....

Hell I didn't even meet this girl.

Shockingly another one now wants to meet up. She wants to smoke hookahs. :evil:

That doesn't mean what you think it does. She's not saying you get to suck dicks together. I know that's a disappointment.

I'm thinking I should **** with the 37-year old. Suggestions?

Call her mommy.

OK. I'm taking a persian girl to dinner at 7. Let's see how this one blows up in my face.

She has AN INSANELY AWESOME RACK.

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Just make sure she has a Persian rug, and isn't a Prince of Persia.

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Pretty successful date. Cheap, too. Made out like horny teenagers and she dry humped the shit out of me :spock:.

I made her speak sexy in Arabic. I would wager I'll see her again........but then again I've made that wager before.

Oh, and 34C, all real.

You need to learn how to get your fingers wet on the first date. That'll speed up the process. No worries. You're still finding the right 53.

Doesn't it depend on the girl?

I tried to get her to take her shirt off but she apparently wasn't feeling like a total slut tonight.

Fixed for clarity. (NTTAWWT, but... probably shouldn't go there on the first date.) LMAO

Oh, yes. YES. I am so ****ing registering. BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!

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This times a hundred million.

Actually she e-mailed me and IM'd me last night. I don't know WTF is going on.

It does to a certain degree. But your close rate is horrible, which is pretty natural at this point. You need to start getting a little more aggressive IMO.

Here's my point on this. You're the nice guy, and you get a little tongue and maybe cop a feel on a boobie and then you never hear from them again anyway. Why not just continue to try and put your hand down their pants despite them telling you no?

What's the worst that can happen? They kick you out? You were never going to hear from them again anyway. Girls want a man with a firm hand for the most part. If you're not willing to try and take it, they think you're weak.

It's time to take off the training wheels and learn how to get some pussy.

I'm being dead serious, but what do I know? I'm married. :D

Yes, I agree, date rape the shit out of them brother, that's what a real man would do. :banghead:

LOL, blow it all out of proportion. That's fine.

I'm not suggesting he should force himself on anyone. If they're persistent, it's pretty clear that you pack it up and go home.

I sincerely apologize to all of the dumb mother****ers out there that took my post as literally as Mr. Washington here. I would genuinely hate like hell to get any of you in trouble. No means no. Enjoy masturbation.

I wonder if part of the reason she didn't go any further was because I waited so long to make a move. We actually laid together on the couch for about 15 minutes watching PREDATOR of all things before I kissed her. I...I wanted to finish the movie....it was the end....I like Predator.....it's a good movie.........

Bad choice of movies for a chick. Something to set a mood is a better choice that is a horrible choice. Something light and funny is much better choice. Remember young one 2 steps forward one step back. Unbutton a shirt button, run a hand in tweak a nipple and then back off let the anticipation work for you.

Yeah maybe she took Arnold literally when he said "YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHA****A!"

By the way, she had no buttons. Stupid halter top.

Why were you grabbing for tit if she was dry humping you? Get your fingers wet, boy.
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I tend to go tit before I go twat.

Tit -> twat -> flaccid

Tit to twat is high school progression, brah.
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I've always had a theory that is: if men paid total attention to everytime a woman said no the human race would no longer exist. They have to say no if for no other reason than to "save face" ie not be a total slut.

Oh, but high school girls are my favorite!

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

That's probably my biggest problem. I was raised to be such a respectful, nice young man.

Like I said earlier, what are your worst case scenarios? Rejection and denial? That's just coming later right? Go get it.

It is an odd circumstance. If you don't do anything and be a "nice" guy you don't stand out and seem weak. You know most girls have plucked, tweased and shaved. They want to get felt up. But they can't say that.

I spent the evening with a couple of swingers.

LOL

Mind is blown.

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congrats on teh ghey seks

Christ.