Any goatse.cx pics?

And all because what? He....likes our starting QB? I haven't been paying attention to all the stupid bullshit the naysayers spew. And you know what? I don't care. Nevermind. I'm out!

:D

I agree but you have to remember theres a bunch of old dudes here who 20 years ago had to wait like 2 hours to get a crappy 10 second video off of USENET by way of uu-unencoding and then loop the video over and over to jerk off for free...

us old dudes DID actually have to buy porn back in the day LOL

Snatch pics please.......

dick pics / Go Chiefs

:D

POW!

lol, okay, well in THIS DAY AND AGE. Even in Iraq we had access to porn.....

Anyone on this website today that pays for porn, is wasting money. I shouldn't say stupid. If they want to pay for porn, be my guest. There is another way folks.......

Xtube, is the youtube of porn........

ROFL at the gum in her mouth.

is it better than redtube? Youporn?

teach me

SPLICKETTY-BAM!

No idea. Honestly, my expertise to porn comes back to a bunch of drunk nights in college. I have very little time these days to porn search. Something about having a two year old kills your porn surfing time.

two words.....

smart phone :D

As long as he doesn't take his shirt off.

Okay lets be.
If my ex watched porn instead of ****ing a cook we might still be married.

That being said, I would be in misery. Therefore porn still hurts me.

Them fanatics got it right when they call porn the devil.

What's with this talk of letting a guy suck you off?

He was gay, I helped him out.

You wouldn't help out a gay guy?

Chiefs, but I don't treat other teams like you all do. With utter contempt and scorn. I still like other teams.

:D You make funny joke, numba one boom boom

Why the **** did I look at every GOT DAMN page in this thread when I don't even know who Maverick##### is? CP just ****ing sucks somtimes.

Blackbob redux.

This guy will douching up threads before the week is out.

again, if you mean by douching, by talking about Alex Smith after he plays well against the 49ers then guilty as charged.


That before this mess the other day, was the only douching I had been doing to any threads......

If you hated me because I liked alex smith, you are still going to hate me....thems the breaks.

You are a bad fit for this board. Your personality.

I don't give a shit what your football opinions are.

Talk football, keep your head down for a while you'll be fine.

YOU MUZT HATE UUN SMITH!!!!

I feel like I've just given a get well soon balloon to a person who was gang raped at central park yesterday only to see her put on a thong to go jogging in the same spot today.

I can understand that. But, its hard to believe that someone with my personality with this hodge poge of personalities on this board, that you could single out someone as being a bad fit. Sorry you feel that way.

That's funny right there

Understandable, but if you think I was going to start my own thread again today, well, lets just say that I wont be starting any more threads. This was the spot of the crime.

What happened to you yesterday has happened maybe 3 times previously. That wasn't representative of this board. You brought out a "once in every 3 years" reaction. That's why its easy to single you out. You're the perfect storm of stupid, annoying, and vocal that kicks the wasps nest into a frenzy.

You're blackbob 2.0 and it will end the same way.

This. But TALK FOOTBALL. Don't run abunch of shit about how right you are and how awesome Smith is.

Talk about accuracy numbers efficiency, playcalling, whatever. Football = Good. Douchiness masquerading as football = GTFO.

Have an opinion, defend it, keep the douche dialed back, you'll be fine.

It's been more than 3 hasn't it? Shyguy, Kristie Tynes, Midnight Vulture, and that dude from philly are 4.

Surely there are some I'm missing. Did we oust Blackbob like this? I don't remember much about that dude.

I wouldn't pay for porn, but if I did....there's a site called DDF Productions that's pretty stellar. I'm sure you can download their stuff somewhere though.

This. I barely remember blackbob.

FYP

I keed, I keed

Tynes was a fun one. Vulture too.

Well, most of CP aren't complete ****ing reeruns when it comes to usernames and leaving a trail on the net. That's why this doesn't happen more often.

As opposed to guys like RoR, Hootie and GoChiefs among the multitude of other nefarious, incendiary posters?

We've got all makes and sizes around here.

Don't be so exclusionary jsp.

At least the guy is willing to discus football on a football board.

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BlackBob's issue was that he would act like a complete idiot, get called on it, get his back up and then collapse when he got piled on. He would then act all contrite and promise to dial back the douchiness. He would usually break his promise within hours and it was rinse and repeat time.

He did this under numerous usernames. You could spot a BlackBob mult within a few posts.

SPLADDOW!

Not sure if the Curtis Bowen thread counts, but that was goddamned epic as well.

Since when? All I've seen him post about is Niners forum drama, his dislike of Clay, and his mancrush on Alice Smiff.

ah...the Curtis Got Slapped thread lol. Forgot about that one

Hold on, I'm getting a phone call.

...

Okay. That was the 90s, and they want their shock material back.

Was this supposed to be a foreign accent of some type? I can't tell if it's German, Japanese, or a mixture of the two.

If I had to guess, I'd say Croatian.

It was Croatian. Good job.

well, some of that is fair. The forum drama, that's over, I actually don't dislike clay at all, our banter for the most part is all in good fun. If you don't believe me, look at his post to me when he found out I had ignored him. and to the Alex Smith thing, yeah, I do talk about him, but I guess you must of missed my gushing over bray, and the Chiefs defense, I guess you missed the part of mine and clays fighting where I am propping the Chiefs defense, and he is dismissing it.....

Oh, also been pretty vocal about my dislike of the broncos, my love of Dwayne bowe, and the Chiefs tight ends.

Eh...maybe. His posts were very Smith biased, but I'm not sure that, in of itself, is necessarily bad. (Other than there was a Anti-Smith contingent being led by C.E. and the two went at each other, which resulted in both individuals going a little overboard, reactionary and extremist in their statements.)

However, I think this went into total dog pile mode way too quickly (or it least it seemed that way to me). Something different about this one than ones in years past. I just hope we, as a collective, aren't devolving into something more malevolent than what has been considered de rigor for a while around here.

“All persons ought to endeavor to follow what is right, and not what is established.”
― Aristotle

Shut yer yap or you're next, see?

http://early-american-cinema.com/img/james_cagney.jpg

This, though maybe debatable, is a damn well worded post.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Saccopoo again.

I'm sorry man.....Can't...resist.....mustn't do....but I must....

We've seen from your porn profiles that you do indeed like tight ends.

:D

There however have been some true statements in here, and probably to let wounds heal, perhaps, I will just stick to talking football for a while, and if I want to see something else, I can go up in the media section. Good points made by all, and thanks.

:clap:

who in the hell, likes loose ends...........



ewww. :D

Heh. Who doesn't?

Good post. However, it went into dog pile mode because of the thread that was deleted. This is just a continuation of that thread.

Talk ball, work your way into the rest. Remember you are a guest. You'll enjoy this place. Just my 2 cents worth.

hehehe

When your hung like me they have to be loose to the average man. A tight end would be destroyed by my ginormous elephant wonger and I do indeed have one of them. That's why I go loose or go home.

I don't know what is happening: I've known for a long time that for some strange reason I agree with a lot of patteau's posts even though I don't agree with him on most things in life; I actually repped Donger, I beleive; and now I have to pass rep around before I can give it to Saccopoo again.

I only have one explanation:

http://www.troll.me/images/aliens-gu...was-aliens.jpg

You're welcome in DC anytime. The entry requirements are pretty thin.

Best after you get done benching 500 pounds?

Don't do it man. It's a trap.

Vailpass 2 cents worth are generally equal to 37 dollars and change.

Well let's not get carried away. I was just recently cleared to lift more than 20.

DC is where all the cool kids hang out. Well, the cool kids and libertarians and republicans and liberals and atheists and just about any argumentative whackjob on the Planet.

It's the Hotel California man. The mother****ing Hotel California.

You can't ever leave.

I'm curious as to where BEP fits in there.



Ohhhhh, didn't see you said argumentative whackjobs.

Don't forget Neo-Mercantilists. You must not forget them.

Good. Hope you're doing well. Do what they tell you and be around to see your kid grow up. Best to you.

Huh.

I like snakes.

I'm excited. I can finally lift it to pee.

:D

That had to have been a good day.

Not really. Been using female assistants. Once the ability to left your pecker on your own becomes a reality they scrammed. Leaving me with, you guessed it, nothing but me holding my pecker.

At least you can.

So he threatened to "shut the planet down"...?

LMAO

I used to think he did a decent job of arguing football without getting too nasty about it, welp, i've been wrong before... once.

or the theological fatalists

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...sm&redirect=no

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.