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I figured this story about our cat from hell was relevant enough to this thread. I posted this picture-caption-story on my blog about a year ago. You can read that version of it by clicking here: http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/?p=1458 or you can just simply read what I am able to successfully post below with the maximum 20 images. This situation with the cat, was one of the most ridiculous things I have ever witnessed.
"Meet the Hamburglar" http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-093.jpg Meet the newest addition of our family... The Hamburglar. He is a pretty cute little kitty, isn't he? Well, don't let his physical appearance deceive you. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-014.jpg At the moment this picture was taken, The Hamburglar was probably brainstorming ways he could successfully bomb a hospital. If Satan exists, I am pretty certain he resides within the depths of The Hamburglar's cold, dark soul. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...hamburglar.gif He was named after this turd-nugget. I wanted to give him a name that was original, yet somehow fitting to his black and white fur. Some of you may remember this guy, some of you may not. It's The Hamburglar from the old Ronald Mcdonald commercials. The Hamburglar is Ronald Mcdonald's most notorious and pesky enemy. He is a total douche-bucket. He is always stalking poor Ronald Mcdonald, trying to steal his hamburgers and cheeseburgers. He is a total buzzkill to Ronald, Grimace and the rest of the crew. However, Ronald's crew always wins in the end. The name is fitting for the cat, not only because of their matching colors, but because the cat is also a huge douche-bucket like The Hamburglar. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-090.jpg I can't even pet The Hamburglar without him whipping his claws out and attacking me. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-013.jpg I am starting to believe that The Hamburglar's purpose in life is to scratch and bite everything he sees. Here he is, biting my finger as if it were a piece of beef jerky. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-017.jpg I can't even sit down and watch TV without The Hamburglar attacking my feet. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-070.jpg He does have his redeeming moments though where he seems to like me. Here he is curling up by my feet while I am on the computer. Since I do not currently have internet at my house, I was probably typing a blog entry as this picture was taken. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-001.jpg Amazingly, he is good with kids. He is very nice to my 8 month old daughter. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-018.jpg But he's still a jackass. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-038.jpg Buying him toys is a waste of money and effort. He demolishes them. A catnip toy will appear as if it had a violent encounter with a wolverine if it spends a few hours with The Hamburglar. Here is a picture of one of those "feathered balls attached to a rubber band that is attached to a stick" cat toys. We have gone through 3 of these. The Hamburglar bit through the rubber band with all three of them. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-039.jpg I didn't think there was anything that could put The Hamburglar in his place until he started messing with one of these things. I am not sure what this thing is used for, but I think it has something to do with my baby girl. I bet you are asking yourselves, "how on earth did something so simple put The Hamburglar in his place?" Well, I will explain. One evening, The Hamburglar was playing with this blue plastic ring. He kept putting his mouth and nose through the loop and would open his mouth as if he were preparing to bite something. This eventually resulted in the plastic, blue thing going all the way around his neck like a collar. When I noticed this, I checked to see if the thing was too tight around his neck. I didn't want him to accidentally choke himself. It wasn't too tight so I just let him wear it as a collar for the time being. I didn't feel like taking it off because I was 99% sure that if I did, he would bite me. So I left him alone. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-005.jpg About an hour later, I was sitting on the couch, watching Cash Cab when I noticed The Hamburglar on the floor, throwing a fit. He appeared to be having some sort of acrobatic seizure. He would sprint a couple steps before jumping a foot in the air, landing on his back. Then he would do a couple somersalts and then stand on his feet for a couple seconds. He repeated this process 2-3 times before I decided that there was obviously something wrong with him and he needed help. When I checked to see what was wrong with him, I discovered that the blue plastic ring had somehow gotten caught in his mouth and was prying his mouth open. It was pissing him off. It reminded me of those horse bits that horse riders put in horses' mouths before they ride them. I am guessing that the plastic ring was loose enough on his neck that when he opened his mouth or meowed, the bottom of his mouth slid underneath the ring, ultimately resulting in The Hamburglar's jaws being pried open. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-040.jpg I don't blame him for being pissed off. Having a blue, plastic ring stuck in your mouth, prying your jaws open would suck ass. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-006.jpg Words can not explain the frustration that The Hamburglar endured while trying to maneuver his jaw from the grips of this evil blue plastic ring, but this picture sure explains it. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-030.jpg So how did we find the time to take pictures of The Hamburglar's horrible situation while we should have been helping him? Because it took us 30 minutes to free him. He scratched and bit the shit out of our hands while we were trying to help him. Check out the skin flaking off the left side of my hand, the small cuts on the back of my hand and the scratch between two of my fingers. All of these were inflicted by The Hamburglar while I was trying to help him. The pictures of The Hamburglar struggling with the evil blue ring were taken between breaks. It wasn't just a struggle for The Hamburglar. It was a struggle for Krystal and I as well. The cat was absolutely frantic. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-032.jpg My palm also took a beating. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-034.jpg He wasn't any calmer with my fiance, Krystal, who was also helping me get the plastic ring out of his mouth. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-041.jpg It was one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. And for those of you who have been reading my blog for a while, you know that I have seen some bizarre shit. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...zzzzzz-043.jpg In this picture, you can clearly see that it was his bottom teeth that were preventing him from escaping the blue plastic ring. We didn't notice this as we were trying to get the thing off of him. If we had, the process may have been much easier. http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...urrrrrglar.jpg If I had to take a guess, I would say you haven't seen the last of the mischievious Hamburglar. |
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Don't deal with cat scratches. Buy one of these:
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Ricoswaff get her front paws declawed.
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A lot of you have great pets!
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Newest addition of our household. We may be a little crazy, but hubby thought it would make me feel better.
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Thank god my Hubby and daughter and nephew have been here to help, I couldn't deal with it all. They are doing the work and I am getting the benefit of a loving baby |
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this was first meeting
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... we'll make great pets |
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I think this little guy has adopted us...
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Beautiful dogs. My little sis has 2 of them. We almost got one but instead went with a Golden. I'd love to still get one but even @ 1 we have our hands' full during the summer weeks' & my daughter's out town/state soccer tournaments. Notice my use of summer "weeks", up here we count the days the sun shines in weeks, not months. :D |
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My dogs are staying here for the next few days. I have 2 bassets a huge Black,red and white one and the other one she is older red basset with white feet. Because they are bassets they may sleep most of the day and the cameras do freeze up from time to time. |
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We took him inside and he's getting his shots today. We're going to take some pics of him and put up a flyer or two, and if we don't hear anything in the next week or so, we'll take him on full-time and get him neutered. |
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MacGuffin is a phrase coined by Alfred Hitchcock, my favorite director, and would go right in with Rosebud, who is one of the all-time great MacGuffins in history. This was probably my favorite, but I have an uncle named Mac. And that would be weird. Vigo, the big dude from Ghostbusters 2, mainly because in that pic I posted before, kitteh looks a little evil, and Vigo seemed like a good one. Jonesy is the cat in Alien. Went with Jonesy because Alien is a FAR superior film than Ghostbusters 2. |
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After a hard day of eating mealworms and lizard humping.....
Bow wow chicka bow woww....... It's dragon mating time..... http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/951...2889091582.jpg |
Nice Inlands.
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Rosebud crashed on a tough Saturday afternoon recently.
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Mine is about 4 months old |
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I have the real taco bell dog lol. Her name is Roxy.
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My wife and I want a Dobe for our next dog; after our 2 kick the bucket. how do you like the dog/breed? Right now we have a black lab, and a short haired collie/pointer mix. |
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good to know. thanks.
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Well, it wasn't our plan to come home with these guys when we went to drop off food at the shelter, but that's what happened.
Riggs... http://imageshack.us/a/img28/830/camera24.jpg Murtaugh... http://imageshack.us/a/img5/6050/camera27.jpg |
My new Brittany, Gracie. This is our 8th generation of the same bloodline. She's a direct decendant of Nolan's Last Bullet.
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Riggs and Murtaugh have transitioned into our house very well... Riggs is a stage 4 clinger. He wants to be in your face or on your shoulder all the time.
http://imageshack.us/a/img833/439/img9992m.jpg Murtaugh is very mischievousness. He'll play with anything, but when he wants love and attention, he's not afraid to ask for it. Here he is after a long morning of hard playtime. http://imageshack.us/a/img528/2986/img0002md.jpg |
Trim your nose hairs FMB...
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Here is the cat my girlfriend brought home about 3 months ago. This is the first animal I have ever lived with. Growing up we had cats but they were all outside cats so they could control the mice population.
Her name is Montana and she is all black except for a small white spot on her belly. http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/g...5/montana1.jpg A picture of what she did during most of the Chiefs/Chargers game! http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/g..._5/montana.jpg |
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My bassets hate me right now it's football season and I can get quite loud watching football. The Mrs is working today.
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But their damn sleeping powers I have taken 2 naps today. They have it.
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If i watch sports(that i'm really into) or play a video game etc where i'm really smashing the buttions my cat always comes around and starts making this little sound and rubbing against me. LMAO |
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Misty... Best dog that's ever been part of my family... :thumb:
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Max & Sis (needs a name) arrived yesterday. 3 mo old GS pups.
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Great lookin pups
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Dogs and stupid Christmas hats
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Nice pets everyone. I'm going to go spend time with this girl sometime this week to make sure we get along and make sure the shelter thinks I'm a suitable adopter.
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Riggs (right) and Murtaugh are growing... well, Murtaugh is. He's a chunky bastard.
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This is Sadie. She's 12 and will be put down today.
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We found that our pets maintain a healthier weight on wet food and chunk up considerably on dry. Not sure why but we’ve seen it a few times now. |
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Here's my dog as a pup. Total mental trainwreck, but still pretty stinking likeable. Stubborn since its half shar pei, goofy because its half black lab.
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Cody. One year old Shepherd / Pit Bull mix. Attachment 103268
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Attachment 103269 this is my German shepherd pup. She's 5.5 months old. Her name is Samurai but we normally just call her Sam. She has a ton of energy but she's a pretty good pup. Even though she did destroy one of my hoodies last night while I was sleeping
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