obese CP incels: "Man she looks terrible"

let me show you what a 38 year old looks like in hollywood

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos...90?s=2048x2048

when you are 38 years old in hollywood you can easily looks 10 years younger

so yes, jessica looks like a caricature of herself, and definitely older than she actually is due to terrible plastic surgery, trying to get back what she destroyed

You obviously have a bias against big tiddies.

i love big titties

i'm a titty man

her titties are great - cartoony, but fabulous

facially, she has destroyed her looks

38 going on 50

2018 no makeup


https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2...5383340731.jpg

I will now bump the Miley Cyprus thread which is custom when this ****ing thread gets bumped.

the damage is done

she is far down the totem pole as far as 38 year old actresses are concerned

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Banned from the Miley Cyprus thread. :(

Did we almost have superbowl week without juggsica?

Who’re you calling obese?

This one wasn't bumped...yet.

Slap a red wig on her and she's Jessica Rabbit.

I can fap to that...

Meh. I'd still give her the D.

Thank you, Naptown

Knew this was coming lol.

Would.

I don't know if it's the dry spell from being disabled, the fact that I'm now 36, or some nostalgic memories of what she once was, but I'd buy her a few one way tickets to pound town..

My pleasure :)

I'm with Clay on this one. Also, the weight gain went to her face quite a bit and now she has squarehead.


But, of course, I'd still give it a spin if presented with the opportunity

yeah, every ****ing single one of you bastards would hit that everywhich way you possibly could, and then you'd tell everyone you know. Pics too if possible.

You're all full of shit.

I say this with love.

but for real.

Everyone on here would hit that like a va caveman.

^ Preach.

My blue balls can attest to this.

You can really tell who has actual experience with real live women, and who just faps to internet porn and hollywood starlets.

yeah, by Hollywood starlet standards, she's not quite up to 'a list' anymore.

For a regular, real life woman, if she wasn't famous and walked up to anyone of you ****ers at the bar, you'd shit your pants.

I swipe right on 20 women who are better looking every day.

She has all pro makeup and hair artists and looks older than she is.

She isn’t attractive. She’s a caricature.

Oh yeah? How many swipe right back?

:D

I'm just saying, she's a perfectly attractive 40 year old woman. I think the tit job was a bit much personally, but it's not like I WOULDN'T.

And most of CP would too, if single, and given a chance.

too fat, too old, too this, too that, bullshit I say.

not just in this particular case, but in general.

p.s.-she's not particularly my type. But I still WOULD. knowmsayin?

Enough that I don’t date women who look 50.

:D

What's a VA caveman? Some old caveman that tells war stories and can't walk because some asshole Viet Cing blew off his leg in nam?

She doesn't look 50.

And I'm 47. I'm less age-ist.

Women that wear a lot of make-up have skin that looks like that. I've known and dated 30 year olds in the last few years and that's what their skin looked like without any make-up on. They looked older than me. :) But then I don't **** up my skin by covering it in chemical bullshit every day.

My current serious ladyfriend is more in my age bracket (41). I'm down with milf-land. :)

Skinny, titless and looks like a boy without makeup. :harumph:

I'll pass

fifty percent of their charm is illusion

/John Mellencamp.

She actually looks real for a change.

other than the bad lip filler, she looks fine for her age, I think.

:thumb:

:LOL:

mid 40s at least

tavia hunt looks WAY better than her and she's 47

yeah, and I'd bang the living shit out of her too. What's your point?

ROFL

I'm sort of kidding.

I would currently do no such thing.

But if I was in other circumstances, you betcha.

No funbags.:sulk:

my point is that jessica looks kinda shitty for someone her age in hollywood

significantly worse than her peers

i guess OK for a normal person, though, again, i've easily seen better looking women on dating apps that are the same age

she's a ****ing cartoon - if that turns you on, great, but objectively, not that great, pal

looks like a B-list porn star

Hollywood is not the real world.

I'm personally not all that into all the cosmetic work. But if I were a single guy, hanging at the bar, and she walked up and starting hitting on me, I'd be down. First I'd have to determine she wasn't a 'pro'.

I feel like I'm being blocked into defending all the over the top plastic surgery. Which I'm not.

I'm just saying all the guys that say they wouldn't hit that in real world circumstances are full of shit.

Ain't that the truth. Funny thing is she wouldn't give anyone like Meat Peeker a second look. Him thinking she isn't good enough for him is a laugh.

I didn't say that.

The girl I'm going out with tonight is certainly more attractive, and less fake, with a face less busted, though.

There are CPers wives who are more attractive than this woman. You guys are just distracted by plastic stuffed into her stretchy skin.

I mean, I think my lady is more attractive.

But even with all the over the top plastic surgery which I'm not into, she's still well above average on planet earth.

Let's get real. The vast majority of us, given the opportunity in a singles bar that caters to the over 35 crowd, wouldn't think twice about taking her home and hitting it like Seal Team 6 on a rescue mission. Granted, you might chew your arm off the next morning when all her makeup is on the pillowcase, but your nutsack would be empty and you'd leave with a smile on your face. I realize that there are some elitists here that only bang hardbody 18-25 year old super models, but to each their own. Besides, they all know if nothing else, their hand is a slut. .

She ain't looking no 50 or 40 or 35 in a photo from this week...... :harumph:


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My wife bought her book yesterday. Son, I am disappoint.

in the book, or your wife?
sec

in my wife because of the book purchase

Simpson actually looks hot on the front cover. They seem to have taken a picture that minimizes her weight gain induced squareface jaw.

Brand new and just hot.....:thumb:

https://img.srgcdn.com/e//Zko5amhlcV...lHSnAucG5n.jpg

Juggsica went all gymtastic and cranked out the super body!


http://www.egotastic.com/wp-content/...on-Fitness.png

Those calves are next level.

I’m happy with my busy schedule, but there are days I lament not having like 6 months of nothing to do but cranking out weights at the gym.

Planet Fitness.

They feed you pizza so you don’t have to worry about dinner. More time for working out.

/Pete

Every time I try to get back into working out, I break down.

Try to run and within 4 weeks I have tendinitis in my ankle, a pair of stiff knees and a sore foot. Try to hit the weights and I normally can't make it two weeks before discs in my neck give up the ghost and I have knots through my middle-back.

I'd imagine I need a personal trainer to get me over the hump and back into fighting shape. Invariably I just fall apart when I try to go it alone.

They were doing pizza every monday

I was trying to do the math if I could consume enough pizza on mondays to justify the 10 dollar gym fee LMAO

Looks way better.

I'd rather marry that version, yes. But I'd rather have one night with this one:




Yeah, she's cartoonish, but that's just premium pump and dump material.

I think you're just not into curves. And I get it - that's not something you buy if you can just rent. My wife is 5'9" and about 130 lbs so my baseline approach is probably similar.

But a one-off? Lordy that would be a blast.

I would definitely take this one over the one built like Richard Simmons.

I'd much rather have this version than that meth'd up looking fistable thing in that other picture.

I'm hoping Scho just chose a bad picture.

Where did her hips go?

She looks beautiful either way.
That is one negative online and here, you all would beg to be with her and most of your significants are not even half as attractive.

You mean where did her gross fat deposits go?

I think it's fair to say that those were not a result of bone structure...

Doing squats in your early 20s will yield some pretty impressive returns.

https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-conten...nson.jpg?w=660


https://i.imgur.com/njP8QxN.mp4

No doubt about it.

Before she got fat she had hips.

This over-workout shit turned her into a tank.

I can’t run anymore. Arthritis in my knees, shin splints, plantar fasciitis **** me in the ass if I try to run.

I do pretty well keeping my shit together doing higher reps with low weight. Part of it is I do it by myself so no spotter but if I load up I rip my shoulders all to shit.

Then fieldwork comes and it all goes to hell. My dad got some physical therapy work in on his low back and it really helped. He’s still a broken down old man but he’s holding together way better.

ROFL

She looks terrible in this pic. Find a balance, girl. And see a shrink.

wow, she looks bad like she been on drugs too ****ing long wow

Led Zeppelin T turns me on.

Yeah, that's weird and looks more like a meth diet. All sunken eyes and lumpy thighs.

I know I'm in the minority on this one but back in the day I thought her sister Ashlee was hotter.

I like 'em skinny.

You do realize she was working out like a beast and sweating like a pig right???
:hmmm:

I doubt that would the the BEST picture of her. :doh!:

Before or after her chin job? That thing was as big as Leno's! ROFL

That's meth skinny bro. Meth.

Absolutely meth

I meant no disrespect to you.

Oh damn, I didn't know about that. Definitely before!

I think she looks......I’m not sure what, in that photo with the dude.
Like, unhealthy or something. Like.Matt Damon in Courage Under Fire type shit.


Would bang..
But hips, legs, and titties Jessica is my vote vs “robo fit” Jessica.

LMAO. Right....

Also.

Would NOT bang Matt Damon circa heroine Courage Under Fire.


But if it was dark and Matt Damon Robo Jessica and String Out Damon where in the same bed.....shit , I dunno.