Distractions.

Great.

I prefer Poly Ethelyne. It's more common and versatile.

Gracie isn't going to be able to stand the attention this is getting she's gonna drop a sextape

It looks like her implants are bigger now. Power move.

Celebrity worship is so gross. At least sports media mostly tries to keep things within media engagements or in the facility. I can’t imagine what kind of lowlife makes a living invading someone’s privacy just so they can find out what toothpaste he uses.

Do you own any Chiefs jerseys? LMAO

Dude I noticed that the other day

LMAO

I love shame games over pop artists.

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Yes. I don’t wear my jersey on Kelces lawn so I can stick a camera in his face when he opens the garage door

What's the difference between teens/womens worshipping Taylor Swift and grown ass men worshipping Patrick Mahomes?

Make fun of swifties all you want, but don't forget that we're all Mahomos here.

I can’t comment on that. I can comment on the gross practice of paparazzi invading every inch of privacy. As mega of a superstar as mahomes is, I’m pretty sure he still is given reasonable space. That’s a practice that seems way more prevalent with celebrities versus superstar athletes

Mahomes is actually awesome

I think it would be great if you guys stayed trading friendship bracelets at games.

It is absolutely bonkers to think about what a bump this gives to the nfl. To turn millions of people totally disinterested in a sport into viewers and merch buyers is like a marketers wet dream. And we’re right in the center of it. Yknow the nfl is going to juice this for ratings and I’m here for it.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Swifties watching week 4: who are the men in the stipe shirts? Are they the coaches?<br><br>Swifties week 13: (shouting at TV) MAN! MAN! Haha Sean McDermott is going man here, ****ing idiot. We got Travis 1 on 1 against weak side linebacker and ****boy gemini Dorian Williams! Let’s go!</p>&mdash; L Ron Mexico (@LRonMexico) <a href="https://twitter.com/LRonMexico/status/1706725970059968525?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 26, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

baby doll when it comes to a lover

https://i.imgur.com/ltwQ691.jpg

The biggest difference is that Mahomes is demonstrably better at his job than anyone else on Earth, regardless of perception or opinions. The numbers more than bear this out, as we all know.

Taylor Swift's success is 100% reliant on peoples' opinions of her and her music. Anyone who says her music is shit cannot be proven wrong. Popularity does not equal quality, especially where entertainment is concerned.

Mahomes has a lot of fans. Swift has a cult of people who base their lives around her.

if Mahomes says you either follow me or Brittany around or I’m leaving and going to the Broncos, I’m following him around.

Renee Zellweger really shouldn't have had all that cosmetic surgery

Yeah like weirdos talking about her during work hours on private forums or like scheduling around her appearances once a week



I bet some of these lunatics try to buy her clothes

Ok then

If Mahomes ever said anything like that (he wouldn't), then I would lose all respect for the guy and have no interest in following him anymore . . . . .

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here. Do you think Taylor Swift is asking her fans to follow her around?

This is a really weird post

If Mahomes said that to me I'd check myself into a mental institution. Delirium is not good thing.

I could probably nitpick and find some minor differences, but for me personally that isn’t my issue. My issue is the meshing of these two fan worlds. We’ve seen some of it from the tweets posted, we saw some of it it in the no dumb questions segment of today’s podcast. What is a field goal? :facepalm: I get that not every person is a sports fan, let alone a football specific fan, but while TS plays on stages all over the world the Super Bowl is the singular biggest entertainment stage in the world. Most everyone in this country has been to a SB party, and even if not really interested in the game, how can you have not at least picked up on what field goal is? We have enough idiots through out our fan base as is (and I’ll include myself in that from time to time - we all have our moments).

Now, let be very, very clear, I am not taking the position that I am against this possible hook up between Trav and Taylor for the reason I’m blabbering on about, my annoyance with her personal cult; they have every right to pursue whatever relationship they want. I am, however taking the position that I see no reason to be excited about this influx of casual and stupid fans into our ranks - amusing as it may be out the gate - the vast majority of whom will forget all about football if this relationship comes to an end, and quite possibly burn all those 87 jerseys if it doesn’t end well.

i thought the no dumb questions was pretty fun. football's a difficult sport to explain, you just sort of "know" it. i also really don't mind swifties suddenly paying attention to the chiefs. none of them actually care about football and they aren't gonna invade places for serious team discussions.

Your boy putting in that work

https://imagez.tmz.com/image/e6/4by3...62cd75b_md.png

Doesn't matter, had sex.

The lady in the background looks like she is about to have a world class orgasm

I really could care less where it goes except that I’m a big fan of this dude and love to see him happy. And hope this experience doesn’t ruin him (don’t think it will). From a pure football perspective, the chiefs gonna make a shit ton of money off this, mahomes’ celebrity will grow if that was even possible, his teammates will become more popular, and Travis who is criminally underpaid will bank very well of this too. I can put up with some bandwagon hoppers

LMAO she ****ing loves kelce

Link: https://www.foxsports.com/stories/nf...ame-production

there's a lotta lame guys out there

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7EY-acW...name=4096x4096

Me likey this attention compared to Jackson's bullshit.

I bet he's going crazy, because he can't usurp the pub.

Some of y’all’s conjecture and conspiracy theories are every bit as wild as the Swiftie universe.

Who the **** is even worried about Jackson Mahomes? Patrick has deftly maneuvered him out of the public eye. How about you pay rent to Jackson since he’s living so deep in your gray matter. Damn.

Get ready for Round 2.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Taylor Swift is expected to be in attendance for Chiefs-Jets this week on Sunday Night Football, per <a href="https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Schultz_Report</a> �� <a href="https://t.co/BwudjhiSyu">pic.twitter.com/BwudjhiSyu</a></p>&mdash; Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) <a href="https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1707182684642910356?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Bet those ticket prices aren’t $65 in a few days like they are now.

Have you been living under a rock for the past year? Jackson Mahomes' sexual assault BS isn't enjoyable when you're looking for Chiefs news.

Sweet , sweet, Chiefs coverage

They should just dump Usher now from the SB halftime show and give it to Taylor since she'll already be there anyway.

It’s gonna be … electric.

She passed before they offered it to Usher.
Smart girl.

You were so close

Can you imagine how badly Jackson Mahomes wants to be a part of this?

Guy has been relegated to the dregs of Arrowhead he is probably in the Brodie Croyle suite.

You know what the best part of this thread is? It gives us the grimy best of the offseason smack dab in the middle of the regular season for our viewing pleasure.

You know someone had to sit him down and make it very clear that he was not, under any circumstances, to attempt to get near Taylor Swift. Honestly, I bet Patrick had to do it personally.

I was thinking earlier, this would be the biggest thing that could have ever happened to someone like him. Nothing could have ever done more for his ‘career’ or whatever it is than some sort of association with Taylor Swift. But because he’s made himself into a walking PR disaster, never happen.

And its wild because you really have to go out of your way to be a shit head. You can be in his position and be pretty arrogant or be an asshole to people and totally get away with it without that being something you are known for. But he would so consistently so so wildly unlikeable at best or a total piece of shit and it just could not keep happening.

I simply can not imagine how hellish this timeline is for, oh, let's go with Bills fans.


Like, Chiefs fans and Swifties are having a blast. High fiving each other and retweeting nonsense in a giddy middle school crush fashion.

People already sick of the Chiefs and Kelce are finding a new definition of suffering inside the belly of the sarlacc for a thousand years.

Meanwhile we're buying advertising for Sunday Night Football based on Taylor being there, I'm not even joking.

I was just in a meeting with the head of the studio and literally said Bleacher Report is saying she'll be there and they said "run it" as in one of our TV spots.


lol they're predicting playoff numbers. I can't stop laughing at all of this nonsense and I love it

On top of people being tired of Mahomes being a constantly heralded football god.

Hearing about Kelce from their wives and daughters on top of having their teams destroyed by him every is absolutely hilarious .

Collinsworth can obsess over another Taylor rather than harping on Jawaan.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">John Madden &amp; <br>Pat Summerall call the Patrick Mahomes to <br>Travis Kelce / Taylor Swift Touchdown <a href="https://t.co/eAV7kem99Y">pic.twitter.com/eAV7kem99Y</a></p>&mdash; Frank Caliendo (@FrankCaliendo) <a href="https://twitter.com/FrankCaliendo/status/1707171274881949878?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Telce Redux
 

Under the heading of “If it makes Travador happy, it makes me happy.“

According to Michael McCarthy of FrontOfficeSports.com, Taylor Swift plans to attend Sunday night’s game between the Chiefs and the jets at MetLife Stadium.
https://frontofficesports.com/taylor...-another-week/
PBJ

She's now the equivalent of lucky underwear. She has to go to every game until we lose.

Kelce jersey sales are up 400% which means dads all over the country will have #87 sitting in their living room on Sunday night.

I have never wanted two people dating, that I have never met before, to break up more in my entire life. This is a major distraction and an annoyance.

Please for the love of God can we get back to football?

Is this one thread taking up valuable space where another thread should be?
Do we need one more 64 page thread about which player or coach sucks?

This tells me Travis has good dick

Yeah such a distraction I'm sure these 20-30 year olds with all this wealth usually just sit in their homes, go to practice, and play games that's all

I'm distracted right now!

You must be fun at parties.

I wonder where she'll be sitting? Obviously a suite, but will it be the visiting team VIP suite if they have one? That could be odd with Clark, Veach, Donovan, etc..

Maybe if Gracie and Brittany are there it would make things better.

Or maybe she'll just buy someone's suite for the game.

these two are both the best in the world at what they do, it's only natural that they mate. don't hate

We won by 30 last week and are likely to punt the Jets straight into the Hackensack River, I am not real concerned about the team being distracted this week.

By the time any opponent is good enough to challenge us during the Swift era, she will be off touring and Travis will be retaining semen 24/7.

Nothing can stop us.

I think I am fueled by the fact that the swifties are into it. Sure they didn’t give a shit about football three weeks ago but these young ladies are now part of the kingdom and the fact that it’s driving truefans nuts is the cherry on top.

Welcome Swifties, please someone say Joe Jonas should drink antifreeze and John Mayer should die in an AIDS fire

Her lucky number is 13, gotta get her in a Chiefs #13 jersey for the Jets game. She has wore a Vikings and Patriots #13 jersey before during concerts I think, there are alot of pictures of her in them. Right now a practice player is assigned #13, get him a new number ASAP and give it to Taylor Swift. If you google her and the #13, it really means a lot to her.

I think she should have a #69 jersey. It would mean a lot to me. :p

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Outside of Swift's songs this is Travis' Anthem

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Taylor Swift will be at MetLife Stadium to watch Travis Kelce, Chiefs play Jets <a href="https://t.co/mUY5aqkhQl">https://t.co/mUY5aqkhQl</a> <a href="https://t.co/fWZr24n6Ev">pic.twitter.com/fWZr24n6Ev</a></p>&mdash; New York Post (@nypost) <a href="https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1707189181070311817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>