ROFL Even if you were to neg me, that is still rofl-worthy. Do you know how much entertainment this thread has brought me? Frankie was right about one thing - this IS like Jerry Springer.

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Why does it matter?

You don't have to click on the thread.

Some of this stuff is just flat out hilarious.

Sooooo, farts that tell the future?

He is referring to the day prior to the discrete fart event.

:facepalm:

Are you, by chance, taking any cold medication that could, in some way, impair your reading skills?

Why do you care that much? Fankie does this shit to himself. He is the one who has continued to bump this thread and attacked and called names to anyone who has even laughed at this as a joke that it is. Instead of just letting it go or laughing it off, he just continues to get caught in lie after lie and show everyone what an idiotic pathetic joke he is. You would think someone with his IQ would know when to move on.

It's called finding humor in grammatical ambiguity.

I'm actually the one that bumped up the thread this time and I have nothing to do with any of this. But yeah, I know what you mean and it does apply to most of the other times.

he doesn't bump it every time, but he does have to keep it going with trying to get the last word in with insults to everyone, which only brings it to the top and gets people all riled up all over again with his BS. This thread is funny because he just refuses to let the joke die.

They can also tell you about the past. If you fart and drip chowder you had cumpany last night.

Stop right there.

I said "can." I never said it did or would in this case. THAT, was an invention of a couple of habitual antagonistic confronters and the idiots who jumped all over it.

You're an hour late.

...but it can't.