This just in - ROYALS SUCK!

Stupid Astros. I wish that they'd been contracted years ago

Seriously?

Damn the tanking is going to be epic.

3 home runs given up by Junis? I guess he's no longer so hot after all.

Jake Junis has been absolute trash lately. Soler has been pretty shit too injuries aside. And Salvy is batting a red hot .225 this year.

Man this team is just trash from top to bottom.

We should rest Savy a lot more than normal this year.

Yes, if we're going to keep him, rest him a lot.

The question is can the Orioles keep up with this blistering pace of Royals suckage. My god Duffy needs a drive thru suspension or something.

Danny Duffy wouldn’t bring dogshit in a trade.

Orioles have to start winning soon.

Duffy is playing for the future of this team!!! #respect

I think by the time this season is said and done Ned will wish he had forgot that cell phone when fell out his tree stand.

ROFL

ITS STUPID TO TRADE SALVY!/ PB

Duffy is gonna have to recreate that trade value next season.