One day a polock went to his lawyer and told him he wanted a divorce from his wife.

The Lawyer said "sure I can do that so why do you want a divorce? Did she cheat on you?"

"No" replied the polock, "I just want a divorce."

The lawyer responded "you don't love her anymore?"

"No" responded the polock, "can't I just divorce her?

"Sure" the lawyer responded, "but I just have to know why, was it irreconcilable differences?"

"well" the polock responded "if you must know I think she is going to kill me"

"KILL YOU?!?!" repsonded the lawyer

"Yea" said the polock "the other day when I went through the house every drawer I opened had polish remover in it"

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Thats gorgeous!!!!!!

If you look real close you can see the ski patrol dog (I'm assuming avalanche recovery) sitting next to the ski patrol guy.

Thanks Joie - I'm just going to have to buy a better camera. :D

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OMG those pics are incredible!

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More pics! :clap:

Not bad, not bad at all.....


reminds me of this oldie, in case you hadn't heard it:

Micky mouse went to file for divorce from Minnie and after filing the paperwork he went before the judge.

The judge says to Micky, "I'm sorry, but I can't give you a divorce"

"Why the heck not?!?!" Micky exclaimed back

"because you need more of a reason than just, 'she is crazy', Micky."

Micky looked rather puzzled, and asked "what do you mean, I never said that! I said I want a divorce because she's fucking Goofy!"

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Nice pictures countrygirl, where is that at? colorado? what part?