One who must be terminated because of undesireable traits. LMAO
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You're right, I have no game. I still make her smile. Who gives a shit?

AWW you tender little flower.

Get her in your basement and put it in her butt.
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It was amazing. I was typing whatever came to mind and she was giggling like hell over the webcam. And her friends were all "WHO IS THIS GUY?!?!!"

It's pretty clear the little hottie is lonely and ready for a guy who doesn't wear affliction shirts.

I think the word "game" is kind of a misnomer...it's more a matter of portraying yourself in a confident light.

According to "It's A Wonderful Life", every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings. In a similar fashion, every time I open this thread, a brain cell dies. And I didn't have that many to begin with, so I can't spare them. But I can't help myself. It's like watching a train wreck, if the engineer had drank a gallon of antifreeze and set himself on fire and then crashed the train into an AIDS tree. It's fascinating watching you bounce from:

-"woe is me" 40-year-old-virgin nutless wimpery, to
-total asshole, treats-women-like-sperm-receptacles douchebaggery of the highest proportions, to
-closet homo who needs to come out.

Your problem is that all three of those need different things. The first part of you needs a girlfriend you can worship and buy things for and do things with and "make love to". The second part of you needs a total slut who you can just "have sex with". And the third part of you needs a guy with a big schlong, a set of furry handcuffs and a Gimp-style rubber-ball mouth-gag. If you would just make up your mind as to which one of those is the real you, then you'd know which of the three to target your attentions on. The reason it's been a futile endeavor for you is because you haven't focused on what exactly you need. Pick one. Good girl, bad slut, or Rob Halford from Judas Priest. Pick on, and then go f**king get it already.

She prefers the wolf shirt?:D

Interesting analysis, but I'm none of those things.

I'm just a nice guy who secretly talks about girls like an asshole on the internet. In person I'm afraid to even drop an f-bomb...unless they do it first. :evil:

My god, CE, are you STILL looking for a girl who won't run from you?

Pretty much. I would be shocked if this one doesn't stick to me like glue, though. She's very lonely and I live really close. Hanging out will be like picking up milk.

:clap:

As I've said before, I think that's part of your problem. Nothing is secret on the Internet. I think the chicks are Googling you and finding the stuff you post here.

And, by the way, I'm not sure anyone's ever told you this but.... "talking about girls like an asshole", unless you're either 12 or a total misogynistic Neanderthal f**ktard, really doesn't impress anyone. Except for, respectively, other 12-year-olds or other total misogynistic Neanderthal f**ktards. In any case, it won't help you get laid. At all. Ever.

It's not as complicated as you make it. As has been said:

1.) Be yourself. If you're shy, be shy. If you're a nerd, be a nerd. If you're ambiguously metrosexual, well... you get the point. Don't act like something you're not. She's gonna find out anyway. They always do. Unless you're, like, Dexter, 'cause he can hide that serial-killer thing pretty good. But most of us aren't that good at it.

2.) Don't be desperate for sex. They can smell it like cheap cologne. I'm not saying you don't have to WANT sex; don't be asexual, or they'll think you're weird. But don't give off the vibe that it's all you're looking for. In other words...

3.) Talk to them like they're just people, and you're not attempting to get laid. Act like the fact that they have boobies and a vajayjay is inconsequential. Just try to be friendly, and seem like a nice guy. Because most men are trying to get laid, whereas most women are actually looking for a nice guy, someone who won't treat them like shit, someone who will maybe appreciate them, you know... chick stuff. Frankly, women can replace us with a cucumber or a vibrator for the most part, and if it's just casual sex they want, well, women know they can get that any time, anywhere. They're not going on dates for that; they're going on dates to see if they can find someone to f**k who might ALSO call them back the next day, and want to do some non-f**king stuff like just go for dinner or see a movie or something. I know, it's weird.

Yes I was very surprised. You were absolutely nothing like your internet persona. Very cool guy. :clap:

I dont think you should have any probs getting whatever girl you decide on.

Are you ****ing reeruned?

If that was the case none of them would even go out with me to begin with.

Seriously, are you ****ing reeruned?

Nothing I post on this website is going to help me get laid. At all. Ever.

Since I don't treat girls like cum dumpsters in real life....I suggest you remove your head from your ass.

Damit GO-Hump why didn't you get laid last weekend at the bash ... you have to try .....

Who was I going to screw at the bash? There was a lot of old women.

Beats the **** outa your own hand don't it?

True enough. Maybe you just go out with slightly stupid ones who don't Google you until after the first date.

That's the smartest thing I've ever seen you post.

I was only trying to help. And thanks for your concern, but my head is free from my ass. At least I don't have a 212-page thread about trying to get laid.

You know, some people actually are trying to help you in here. Why, I'm not sure, since you pretty much come off as a raging asshole. So, I concede. Keep acting like women are cum dumpsters in here, and keep on trying to pick up MILFs on the Internet. Good luck with that, as it's been working so well for you.

JD is right.

Do u body build Clay?

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j2...tuff/Fail3.jpg

I got laid, anyway.

No, that guy is far too good-looking to be me.

Fair enough. We'll keep it at that. However, just so u know, there is a website w/ all of ur aliases listed. It wouldn't be too difficult for ur online lady friends to find info on u.

PM me

I would, but PM doesn't allow me to embed a graphic. I would give u the link to the graphic, but I have that locked. Sry. Just take my word on it. It exists.

Meh. It's pretty inconsequential. These girls aren't googling me.

Wow, u sound a bit concerned. I d/k Clay... u called me, oh what was it, that's right, a "dumb bitch". Perhaps if u were to apologize to me and Luv for that, I might PM u the link to the site. :D

:rolleyes:

Well, listen, I certainly hope that ur right about these girls not searching for u b/c u have a lot of their pics strung all over the web. I would think that some of them might get a tad pissed.

Believe me, there's no way they can make a connection. It happened one time and I learned my lesson.

I'm leaving this thread forever and never coming back. I just don't care anymore.

If they google Clayton Wendler, they will be led to this place...

How do u know?

Because they would be ROYALLY pissed off?

Besides, I don't provide them with any information that might link them to this site.

Do you think I tell chicks my last ****ing name? Christ almighty.

Good idea. I do, but I have nothing to hide...

Locked? Why can't you just type the url in the PM?

I didn't think that would work. Regardless, he's not getting the link. :evil:

Oh and Clay... they don't need ur last name.

Yes, lumpy, "bfett81" works, too. I don't disclose that IM.

You'd be amazed at what people can find out with even the smallest amount of information. And, if you think chicks don't google you, I can guarantee you 99.5% that you're wrong.

Funny, b/c I recall u posting ur AIM conversations w/ chicks on here and that's ur handle on AIM, correct? Try this... type in "bfett81" and "okcupid" on google. It's all about key words.

I used to use AIM with chicks. Not anymore.

Yup. Now, I don't know if any woman ever googled me, I do google them.

Oh, shit. She met someone, went on a first date and it "went pretty well." She's going to "let me know."

**** **** ****. **** me for being 500 miles away when I meet a cute girl on the internet.

Dont concentrate on getting women's approval as the pinnacle of your existance. Most women are scum; incompetent, unskilled, untalented at ANYTHING other than looking good and being attention whores - because thats how most will ge through life - being a paid whore/wife to some dude who will take care of them because beyond their pussy, mouth and ass they are worthless.

I am at the point where I honestly believe the house-wife type is what I am looking for. People are so friggin arrogant any more. Thats hard to find.

Well, this is fun. Nothing like talking to a former escort, who apparently wants to shag your brains out. I know, I know, it's likely a ruse and she'll probably make me pay. We'll see.

High school kids have it easy!

ROFL

FYP

And your punctuation.

I've browsed a couple of dating sites through the years, and from 1-10, the average woman on there is a solid 7.5 - 8.... provided there aren't many 9+ women out there and it's a dating website, I find that very strange.

Okay, so maybe these women are just more comfortable putting themselves out there than the <7s, they know they'll get the responses, and after going through several assholes (wait, that didn't come out right.. er, that's what she said) they've decided that getting trashed at a bar isn't going to land them Mr Right... or maybe most of them are bots or it is another way to find Mr Right Now... and I'm not complaining, but it's just odd. And not just beautiful, either, but women with multiple degrees that own their own businesses, etc.

It's not even close to a random sample of society, much less the single ones.

I guess like what GoChiefs is doing, it helps confidence though, because there's no way in hell I'd approach them in real life... at least if I send them a message, they can laugh and delete, instead of you know, just laughing.

I called a former manager once and she was breathing heavy, and then said they were "moving furniture". So, I only have one question for you... why the hell are you posting here while f***ing your wife?



Then again, multitasking ftw. :hmmm:

I'm thinking I need to drink more than the two beers I've had tonight in order to understand what you just said..lol.

Yeah, it's pretty fun. That former escort was easily an 8.5...with a 10 body.

On the street, I just look. Online, they're all "DRINKS AT MY PLACE STUD."

Playaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Gotta love tramps.

Also,

http://www.ep.tc/problems/seven/thats_racist.gif

Hang on .. a eruption is cummin' ......

And just like that, I have a date.

With a very hot girl.

See you yokels later.

100-1 says something "happens" and failure occurs.

Probably. But she's showering up as we speak.

I bet she hates me in person. ROFL

:eek:

Dear god, that was the best date ever.

The dog's expression matches my own.

Well...

Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.

And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.

When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.

BEST DATE EVER

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/d/dmblnd_mood_love.jpg

Cool. Are you going to see her again?

99.9 percent sure.

Chicks are hard to read.

But she was all "I'm gonna be texting you bla bla bla"

I'm sure she was impressed that I was able to carry on a conversation while she...stimulated...me. Or perhaps weirded out. It was pretty weird.

At one point we're sitting there engaging in erotic activities and she asks "Where are we?" And I say "HEAVEN!" and she dies laughing...lol...I kill me.....

HEY IS THIS IOWA?!?!

That sounds cheesy as hell. Fortunately, a lot of women eat that shit up. :D

It's pretty weird actually, I've run by that pond a lot and thought to myself "wow it'd be great to make out with a chick here."

Annnnnnnnnd she's returning texts.

IT COULD BE LOVE

Good for you. :)

Also, she kept putting her hand in my back pockets. What's up with that?

I'm pulling a Kanye on this one, and I harbor no ill will towards GoChiefs, but.

Man this is BULLSHIT.

Where did the picture go? ROFL

So you "kissed her like the world was coming to an end" just after you got a hummer?:spock:

Did you have Listerene in the glove box?

You're so much smoother than you used to be. Good job.

That was seriously an awesome exchange to open. If the date went that well things are looking good.

Remember as you go forward, no fawning no being a doormat, be dominant make the plans be the leader and she will follow.

She was looking for your wallet.

What's up with girls who want to meet you at a bar on the first date?

Slutty?

Its sort of a safe place to bail if the date goes south. A guy wouldnt bring a chick to a bar for a date, bc its like bringing meat to the lions cage but for females its the other way around.

Well, it was an awesome first date. There won't be a second one.

Chicks, man. WTF.

"I can't talk to you anymore."

YOU WERE SUCKING MY COCK A WEEK AGO!!!!