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You poor bastard. |
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I have thought about doing that before when the woman was annoying the **** out of me at the wine bar.. |
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And so goes another episode of "Life with GoChiefs"
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She's hardly "****ing with me" about it. She's talking out her ass.
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Someone's got his panties in a wad. |
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Although, who knows, maybe I give off the gay vibe. |
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A Mod should change GoChiefs to dumb bitch.
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lad you're never ever goin' to get laid .. stop tryin' start watchin' more porn and self- satify .....
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These dumb bitches.
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I think this one wants my nuts. Bad.
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1. Well you shouldn't be surprised, you're attractive. More strikingly, I like your profile. Indiana Jones and Star Wars are two of my favorite movies. - She thinks Harrison Ford is waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than you are. 2. You said you own an old car? Do you know how to fix it too? Like get your hands dirty and stuff? - She's prissy and will never get her hands dirty. 3. That's hot - Oh, God ... http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2879/hilton.jpg 4. I used to be 20 lbs heavier - Which means she will be again. 5. I returned back from the Peace Corps - I'm not touching that one other than to say you may want to change your name to Koonta Kentae. 6. Let me know if you want to hang out! - She wants you to take her to the mall and spend money on her. |
Didn't someone once tell me Coffee = Sex?
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Coffee = A caffeine buzz. Sex = Sex If you don't know the difference by now ... God help you, son. |
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Or, she's testing you. If you say yes and then go in for the kill, she may call you some sort of sick perv and throw you out. Or, she may just want to see if you like coffee. The true test is to accept the invitation. If she pours you a cup of coffee, you're probably not getting any. If she says, "Actually, I don't drink coffee. I don't even own a coffee pot." ... :D |
Well, no sex, but she was really cute, had a great smile, and was into UFOs of all things, not to mention Indiana Jones, Star Wars and Indian food. WTF. Friggin perfect for me.
I'd say I'll see her again for sure. She told me to bring my book on UFOs next time. |
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No wait, that was an acid flashback to Pulp Fiction. |
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Ask Luv by the way. If she's inviting some guy out for "coffee" which she doesn't drink or a "drink" its all about the shrinky dink.
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I'd say going to a bar with a woman almost always implies a hookup.
Coffee is different in my two experiences with it thus far. I tried to extend the date and go have dinner, which, if she truly wants to bang, is basically an opportunity for her to decline and say "let's go back to your place instead." But she said she needed to go home... |
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Coffee-enemas are the new in-thing ... bend over Go-Boy ...
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Here's something awesome: A really cute 23-year old who lives a couple miles away sent me a message tonight. She wants to get together. The kicker?
She used to be a Jehovah's Witness. Hmmmm! She also has tattoos. Slutty. |
OK, that girl is definitely into me. We've been chatting like crap while I'm up here in Missouri. She even got on cam for me and she is SMOKING. She is way out of my league but the poor dear has only dated assholes so I'll be a welcome change.
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Coffee is like sex in that, when it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad... it's still pretty good and beats not having any at all.
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OMFG. I texted this chick last night and she was like "I'm out." I texted her back and went to sleep.
JUST NOW I get a text "sorry I didn't respond. I was like awwwww and then I got distracted. Remind me never to drink again. lol" lololololololol...think she's into me? |
Obviously.
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I said "thanks, I'll send you copies if you get online." Then she said "I'm out." Then I said "Oh no! Some guy is gonna steal you! :(" |
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What angle were you working with that comment? Also, she probably was distracted by a phallus. |
I don't work angles. I just say what comes to mind.
I'm sure she doesn't give a shit. She just told me to call her..we have a cute little e-date set up. I told her to do her hair. :evil: |
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Pound the pud. And pound it again.
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Did she tell you her friend was going to pass you a note in history class? Jesus.
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thats cause you have none bitch. no balls,no sand,no guts, no grit,no game. youre a curdog. face the facts. |
Whats a curdog ?
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