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Also, I have no idea what that gif is...other than being an African American man. |
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So again, the idea that love is going to find me...total bullshit. But if Samantha wants to make love in the dairy section I'm down. |
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I paid for a girls lunch one time at a restaurant (she was with her mother and moms love that shit), my waitress even gave her my number to help me out. She texted me two days later. Some things are pretty simple. |
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Then again, the box that you've confined yourself to might just be too comfy. |
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I won't do it at Aldi, though. She might think I'm cheap. |
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Next time, stand to one and talk like a ****ing chef. I did it once and it was awesome "Hey dad I'm at the store picking up some stuff for chicken piccata, I'm making mom dinner tonight for her birthday" ROFL I've done it all. Bitches are easy. |
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Inmem came off like some kind of mysterious wunderkind who had the balls to do something kind, showing his interest, but really not giving a shit. If you can't tell the difference between the two... Stick to internet porn and save yourself the trouble. |
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I gave her a decent smile and waved bye. Reminder don't show teeth when you smile it comes off as creepy. Just a plain ole smile works in that kind of situation . |
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