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It's funny because I still keep tabs on players that I have on my Sandbox team.
For instance, Alec Ogletree intercepted Manning yesterday and I was all "**** YEAH, HE'S GOING TO BE AWESOME FOR ME IN SANDBOX!!!1!". Then I realized his play this year won't even take effect until our next Sandbox season since we're a year behind. Then I realized there won't even be another season in the first place. |
18. Saccopoo
https://voicegal.files.wordpress.com...le_camera1.jpg *KNOCK KNOCK* Hello there! My name is Saccopoo, and I'm here to talk to you about the Good News of football programs in the Utah System of Higher Education. Wait, wait, don't shut the door! I haven't given you a free copy of the Book of Mockdraft! Well, yes, the Book of Mockdraft is very similar to Drafturbatity. We follow the same players, we both watch the combine, and it is the ultimate mortal goal of both of us to find as many great professional players as possible. But there are significant differences among us. You see, the Book of Mockdraft teaches us about the higher realm of existence intended for all draftable football players from Utah colleges and universities. They are all perfect emanations of God at their respective positions. And if you follow their college careers closely and believe in their boundless pro potential, you will also be bestowed eternal football greatness, only in the form of wisdom. No, that's not all. We can't just let strangers into our sacred tabernacle. Before you can get to that point, you must reform yourself and your habits so that you are pure of spirit. This next part can get kind of confusing, because you'll be tempted to compare it to Drafturbatity and Truefanism. It is its own separate thing. You can learn more by checking out this free pamplet provided by the Church of Football Programs in the Utah System of Higher Education: Quote:
So if you're interested, please join us in the Draft Forum next week for our mock draft updates! Each mock selection includes a picture of the player! Some of the pictures are even the super homoerotic ones where the player is stripped down to his Underarmor while he does an ultra hard-core super tough flaming gay pouty face! Also, we have free cookies and juice! Have a nice day! |
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1. Holy shit this is an overranking of Sac.
2. That's 100% true, by the way, for the DraftPlanet uninitiated: Saccopoo thinks Dontari Poe is a bad football player. I'm not shitting you. 3. Every single thing SNR mocked in that post is an actual belief of Sac's. |
SNR should be Knighted.
First Order of the Holy Dumbass. |
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My favorite thing about Sac, who I really adore as a poster, is that he gets oddly passionate about every ****ing comment he ever makes. Even if it doesn't ****ing matter.
You never see a post by Sac where he's like "I could take it or leave it." Every opinion is scorched earth with him. |
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That's my thing with these rankings, in case you couldn't tell. He provides burst to football conversation on this forum, even if it's outright dumbassery. I don't think I laughed harder at this forum since he claimed to have contacted the proper authorities over Bufkin's thing about the guy who stuck his finger up his kid's butt. The back and forth between Sac and those other guys was ****ing hilarious to me. Everybody claimed Sac didn't actually contact people, and he kept going deeper and deeper with it. And every time Saccopoo responded, he increased the graphic disgust of the action by going into more and more detail about what Bufkin claimed the "guy at work" did. While he IS over ranked, I think some people are just bitching because they don't like him or they disagree with him. We're not talking about a ****tard like OldSchool here. We're talking about Saccopoo, a genuine treasure that you can't find anywhere else but Chiefs Planet. |
I'd like to think there's a little Sac in all of us.
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I never know when to take the dude seriously. So this dude is serious a lot, if not all the time? I always get the vibe that he is trolling.
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I did see that he has us mocked to take a dude from Utah in the 2nd round this year. :) So the Utah thing is ongoing with him? |
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