Don't forget the taint!

I do know that Luv likes a big unit.

What you meant means nothing, it's what we wanted to hear you say that counts.

The higher the thread count, the thicker, heavier, and more satiny the sheets are. That's all I know.

I dont know, I just saw some on sale on www.slickdeals.net and I wasnt sure what was so special about them.

Ours are green.

If you include the taint, you must include the asshole.

The whole highway of delight.

I was drunk. That must be my defense.

Maybe they come with a Kirstie. :shrug:

Who am I kidding? Those are free on the web.

Honestly, I dont think I could get hard looking at Kirstie's pics.

I taught you that. And NOT more satiny.

Again, mine are green.

More shiny, then. Better?

Kirstie does it for me.

With white spots

Think of it as the 1440p of sheets.

Wait, is there a TV coming out that I don't have yet?

I'd pee in her butt.

Okay people. You can now get your very own Pink clock.

http://www.cafepress.com/kloster

Okay, nyquill is kicking in now. Time for sleep. PEACE

If I end up having some ****ed up deam that includes that, your ass is mine (and not in a good way).

If you have a dream about someone peeing in your butt....you might not want to ever bring it up again.

And stay away from my ass. lol

That's ****ing awesome.

NOOOOOOOOOO. Buy a clock.

PM me.

Good night

I'm guessing I'm in the doghouse again.

Your wife is going to kill you. lol

rofl

That hat is teh sex.

Not if you idiots buy some.

Just tell her to deal with it. :p

So we have to buy your way out of the doghouse? That's not cool....

I wouldn't put that past me. I'm a slow learner.

It's a lot cheaper than premium.

LMAO I don't pay for that shit.

You guys have officially forced me to stay up beyond my bedime.

Trying to escape any dreams? ;)

Come on dude, where else can you have the opportunity to put your lips on my wife for a measly $19.59?

Yeah, that's taken a whole lot of arm twisting it looks like.

I don't want your wife on my chest, or I might buy a shirt.

Who's going to kiss their clock?

I'd answer that, but she asked me not to tell.

Speaking of that.....who the **** prices a clock at $19.59? And just for the record....the stein looks like a piece of crap.

I was thinking of the beer stein. How cool is that? Heck, I'm definitely buying one of those.

That's it, I'm going to picture you peeng in some guy's ass. How'd ya like dem cookies, huh?

Then buy a button, cheapskate.

LMAO

Ok....you have some serious gay issues in that sentence.

I'm gonna make a Phobia shop just for my admirers.

Maybe that's what turns her on. To each their own.

Making that plural was a typo.

NTTAWWT

Good. I'd much rather have you on my chest.


Wait....

Make sure there's plenty of room. Don't want to get crowded in there, you and that other one.

GoChiefs or Luv?

No, I just have some really ****ed up dreams sometimes.

:clap: LMAO

Oh crap. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.

Well Clayton did classify him aa an "8" in this thread

Now you HAVE to buy product or experience the wrath of my wife.

Feel fortunate that you have dreams.

Yeah but Luv wants him on her chest.

I'd have almost anyone on my chest.












I think I need to go to bed.

Oh please who has not been on luv's chest?

















Sorry Luv :D

Probably a wise choice.

Ha! I beat you to it. Kind of.

Night all. I miss the "night crew".

How long's it been since there was one?

Buy some products, you imbeciles!

I'm diametrically opposed to spending money on someone else's wife.

It's maybe the only moral thread I have left.

What if I open an ex-wife store? I wonder if they have spittoons.

If I opened an ex-wife store, I doubt it would draw any customers. Everybody got all the goods they'd want while we were married.

Meh

I'm simply shocked and awed that you all continue to drag the name of my snookins through the mud. that my child is still on the page is shocking and aweing, and you will here from my lawyer. he will SUE YOUR ASS and take you're name down and the whole country will see your ASS!

why discriminate against us?

He's going to take down our names? Oh horrors!

sh*t, a username won't do any good in open court, KTB.

That will help me with my 15 minutes of fame! Sweet! I've always wanted to be famous.

We're all going to be on "THE LIST" ..... Ohhhhh Noooooooes!

heh, why does he want to see our asses?

Because we can? :shrug: