Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10925802)

PGM is #32?

This list has lost all merit.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10925668)

It was a pretty good assessment to he honest of the persona I adopted on here, so no butthurt on my end....oh and u can quit checking cause you are not on the list.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10926188)

"My persona I adopted on here"

LMAO OH, PEEEEJJJ.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10926189)

I really feel like we're bonding. I could tell you guys anything.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10926149)

I'M NOT BUTTHURT, GUYS!

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10926188)

"My persona I adopted on here"

LMAO OH, PEEEEJJJ.

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10926066)

Who said you were butthurt?

The fact you admitted you're not butthurt....

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10926256)

Am I he only one detecting some passive aggressive damage control from PGM?

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10926256)

Am I he only one detecting some passive aggressive damage control from PGM?

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10926260)

nope.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10926290)

You should a been on the list

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10926652)

Bucmaggedon

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10926673)

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10926677)

I toast you every time I take a drink.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10926673)

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10926684)

You seem nice.

Top 10-er for sure, bud.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10925342)

That would be sweet.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10926691)

The list maker likes u red

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10927289)

Who ith the lithp maker?

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10926671)

WRONG THREAD

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10927295)

He thinks your nice

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10920935)

33. Guru

https://blog.neocities.org/ferengi.jpg

Born Joshua Ezra Weinstein in 1971 to parents who were both accountants, he's always had an interest and passion for saving money. Car, house, you name it. He even realized that under his former username, "KCChiefsguru," he was losing a entire thousandths of a cent per year on the added energy costs that it took his computer to input "KCChiefs" every time he signed in to Chiefs Planet. So he shortened it to just "Guru." There's more, too! Once when he was in college, he saved some pocket change by just borrowing another dude's gym shorts so he didn't have to do a separate load of laundry to prevent a stench in his dorm room.

This turned in a new obsession for Guru: using other people's old gym shorts. At first he just did it to feel special in unique, but as he began collecting, he enjoyed the array of styles and amount of wear that each pair could present. Hobby turned fetish.

He now combines his passions: money and used gym shorts. With the help of his (business) partner Bugeater, Guru operates a small internet business selling used gym shorts to people. It's a dream come true for him-- he not only gets to make money, but he also gets to sample before the merchandise goes to the customers.

He's a nice guy. Just don't ever ask to borrow money unless you're fine with a higher-than-average interest rate.

One puzzling thing, however, is why he always seems to keep his distance from Rausch. It's like he's distrustful or fearful for some reason. I have no clue what that could be about.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10927295)

He thinks your nice

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10939033)

I think the list is actually a scattered effort that is more closely related to "who would be fun to roast today?" than actual rankings

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10939183)

Err.... if this is a thing in life that actually bothers you, you should just commit seppuku.

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10941364)

Tried to sneak this one through Obamacare style, huh

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10941367)

A bit. But MOhillbilly does have a history with Redrum.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=222207

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10941352)

31. MOhillbilly

http://i.imgur.com/dSHqqgW.gif

This is a tricky one. I can't make fun of his career, since htismaqe already did that with Hog Farmer. You can also only make so many sheep sex jokes over the course of 101 roasts. And he doesn't swing by here as often as he should anymore, unfortunately.

That's why I'm calling in the big guns for this one.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a special guest for the roast of MOhillbilly. We all know him, and he's a cherished and dear friend of MOhillbilly's. Please welcome... REDRUM!

MOhillbilly's mother is like this thread. The same lonely dudes visit her every night, have a good time, and then forget about her when they go to work the next morning.

She's also a lot like rico. She surrounds herself with strange men from the internet, bitches when they don't please her, and takes a pill every morning to help her with her job.

Come to think of it, I think MOMhillbilly has a lot in common with Mr_Tomahawk. She gets 7-year old Malaysian children to make her happy, has a thing for tall southerners, and people think she looks like John C. Reilly.

MOhillbilly's mom should really get a Chiefs Planet account. She'd fit right in here, because she also needs to lose weight, loves spanking, and wants everybody to try her open-faced tuna sandwich.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10941367)

A bit. But MOhillbilly does have a history with Redrum.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=222207

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10941367)

A bit. But MOhillbilly does have a history with Redrum.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=222207

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10941418)

That thread is interesting as hell.

I must say, I don't get the rico reference... do I have CP reputation for bitching about things when I'm not pleased? I guess, I never really have many nice things to say about the Chiefs, but other than that, I'm at a loss. My self-awareness could be low when it comes to this. :shrug:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10941418)

That thread is interesting as hell.

I must say, I don't get the rico reference... do I have CP reputation for bitching about things when I'm not pleased? I guess, I never really have many nice things to say about the Chiefs, but other than that, I'm at a loss. My self-awareness could be low when it comes to this. :shrug:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939457)

Don't get me wrong, I somehow made the list at somewhere around 85 (although I didn't receive an actual roast). I wouldn't have given a shit if I didn't make the list, honestly...didn't really expect it to begin with. So this assumption doesn't reflect how I personally feel about it.

However, I do get the vibe that some posters are just ITCHING to see if they made the list and are, in turn, roasted. Some of them probably just assume that they made the list. And I think the butt-hurt is going to be stenchy when some of these people come to the realization that they didn't make the cut... They may not show it, but secretly, their buns will be hurtin.'

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10941419)

Wow, some memory lane.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10941421)

I don't remember this Redrum character. Did he flee after the MOhillbilly spat? In that thread, some dude pointed out that he pm'd him, indicating that he was going to use another "alias." With that said, I wonder who this Redrum guy is now...considering he is still here...???

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10941422)

I'm mostly referring to this gentle reminder we've heard about 1000 times:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10941424)

Are you redrum?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10925640)

I think he is implying that if you threatened to start a late night bullshit thread about abortion, that would prompt him to update the OP.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10941463)

smith wins, geeeeno loses, still not updating the OP /PGM

:harumph:PBJPBJPBJ 4321 nlm :bang: :D :whip: PBJPBJPBJ:harumph:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10941352)

31. MOhillbilly

http://i.imgur.com/dSHqqgW.gif

This is a tricky one. I can't make fun of his career, since htismaqe already did that with Hog Farmer. You can also only make so many sheep sex jokes over the course of 101 roasts. And he doesn't swing by here as often as he should anymore, unfortunately.

That's why I'm calling in the big guns for this one.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a special guest for the roast of MOhillbilly. We all know him, and he's a cherished and dear friend of MOhillbilly's. Please welcome... REDRUM!

MOhillbilly's mother is like this thread. The same lonely dudes visit her every night, have a good time, and then forget about her when they go to work the next morning.

She's also a lot like rico. She surrounds herself with strange men from the internet, bitches when they don't please her, and takes a pill every morning to help her with her job.

Come to think of it, I think MOMhillbilly has a lot in common with Mr_Tomahawk. She gets 7-year old Malaysian children to make her happy, has a thing for tall southerners, and people think she looks like John C. Reilly.

MOhillbilly's mom should really get a Chiefs Planet account. She'd fit right in here, because she also needs to lose weight, loves spanking, and wants everybody to try her open-faced tuna sandwich.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10941499)

Personally, I'd be afraid to roast MOhillbilly. It's kind of scary when he gets pissed off, and that's pretty scary if I can feel that through an internet message board.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10941757)

I'm friends with Mo on Facebook. He had a kid and has calmed down significantly. Redo this SNR, and don't be such a pussy. :fire:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10941907)

Oh. Then I'm sure he'd be down with you taking some facebook pictures of him and posting funny photoshops on here.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10941367)

A bit. But MOhillbilly does have a history with Redrum.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=222207

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10941932)

Honestly, I doubt he'd give a shit. That's something that would require permission though. People have been banned for posting personal info about other posters.

Mo really is pretty chill these days.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10942056)

If you post it on facebook it's no longer private.

People get that, right?...

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10941757)

I'm friends with Mo on Facebook. He had a kid and has calmed down significantly. Redo this SNR, and don't be such a pussy. :fire:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10941463)

smith wins, geeeeno loses, still not updating the OP /PGM

:harumph:PBJPBJPBJ 4321 nlm :bang: :D :whip: PBJPBJPBJ:harumph:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10942116)

It's a simple matter of making a few clicks, a highlight with the mouse, the copy/paste commands, and more clicks. It could be done in seconds each time I write a new roast.

Yet there sits PGM.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10942096)

Only 30 names left. Your roast is coming, sir.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10942096)

Only 30 names left. Your roast is coming, sir.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10942187)

Yeah, man. I hope that didn't piss you off. I was just busting your balls bro. Let's put it this way, I'd be ****ing happy to have you roast me. Originally I wanted Hamas to do it, but I'm straight up good with you. You've shown me you have the ability to make me cry.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10942194)

like cry haha or cry wah wah or cry ow ow?