yes, out of a hot dog bun
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I don't put ketchup on steak, but I'm also not weirdly religious in my objection. I don't want to eat steak anymore unless it's just superb, and in that case, I want to taste it.

I rarely eat steak, as I hit 35 and discovered it was harder for me to digest. I love beef, but I prefer slow cooked (roast, brisket, etc) or burgers.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes5?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@patrickmahomes5</a>, you give us 57 touchdowns, we’ll give you Heinz on your steak for life. <a href="https://t.co/UeZdmMZUnv">https://t.co/UeZdmMZUnv</a></p>&mdash; Heinz Ketchup (@HeinzKetchup_US) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeinzKetchup_US/status/1063061582698164224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That's awesome.

Whole bunch of Chiefs fans rooting for a 56 touchdown season.

Poor dude didn't want to put ketchup on his steak in a restaurant and get a bunch of attention for it. That action ends up getting him 1000x more attention.

I bet his teammates are all over him about it.

First....PMII can do whatever he wants.

As most have said, a good steak shouldn't need anything. However, the reality of the situation is that some steaks require sauce. A couple of my favorites are....

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I realize only one of those is really "steak sauce", but the other two will also improve your situation if you have a less than perfect steak. And on the ranch...the bottled stuff won't do...it has to be the packaged and made stuff.

Never ketchup.

If you have to add ANYTHING to a steak then you're eating a trash steak.

You do realise there is no way mahomes can do a Heinz endorsement. That’s the Steelers stadium name isn’t it? :D

Ironic tho: hunt vs heinz ROFL

He doesn't have to endorse them, just eat their free ketchup when he throws number 57.

Does that include the postseason? That may be awkward if he faces the Steelers. ROFL

I look at this the same way I look at beer snobs.

Listen, I don't put ketchup on steaks. I have access to good meat and always have, but I season it the way I want and even a home grown steak that's been seasoned, if I want to put some A1 or H57 on it and you don't like it? Suck my balls.

If we're out for a drink and you order the Autumnal Meade, and I order a Busch Light and you look at me judgingly...**** you. I'm a grown as man and I'll get what I want and eat how I want.

If I want a dash of salt and some tomato juice in my beer or a handful of olives and you don't like that as you sip your coffee beer that looks like high mileage oil and you don't like it? Go eat a bag of Craft-dicks.

#15....you do your thing, you fuzzy headed touchdown machine.

Probably calling him ‘Ketchup’

The good news is, now he won't need to ask for ketchup anymore. Any self-respecting restaurant will bring him a bottle as soon as he sits down.

Ketchup is for french fries.
Period.