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ForeverChiefs58 06-23-2012 10:01 AM

I heard on the radio the other day she is now coming out with her own line of maternity clothes.

She also just signed a $4 million Weight Watchers deal. Crazy since I am sure her personal trainers will be the ones actually getting her to lose the weight.

She should use some of that money to upgrade her photoshop or pay someone to put her makeup on before being involved in any photos.

She took a picture of herself with this caption:

Just taking a walk around the block... Street legal???
http://lockerz.vo.llnwd.net/v1/photos/medium/x2_d11a53c

:eek::Lin:

Mr. Laz 06-23-2012 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 8696479)

wow, look at those huge rolls.

she might lose weight but i'm not sure she'll ever be able to get rid of rolls of skin etc.

tis sad really ... she was so munchable

Mr. Laz 06-23-2012 10:40 AM

to cleanse the palate

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/9...pson15a.th.jpg http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9...mpson24.th.jpg http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9...mpson80.th.jpg http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/351...mpson84.th.jpg http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1...pson469.th.jpg
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5...pson120.th.jpg http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5...pson169.th.jpg http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1...pson251.th.jpg http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/671...pson439.th.jpg

ThaVirus 06-23-2012 11:41 AM

Wow, she looks absolutely nothing like she did in her skinnier days..

Bowser 06-23-2012 11:46 AM

She'll lose the weight. She has too much money and too many people to help her get there, and then everyone will want to give her a jump again.

whoman69 06-23-2012 11:47 AM

Tony Romo got out in time. He can look at the pics from the sexier days and say, "I hit that." If she gets back to that form, she would be on my bang bucket list.

scho63 06-23-2012 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58 (Post 8696974)
She took a picture of herself with this caption:

Just taking a walk around the block... Street legal???
http://lockerz.vo.llnwd.net/v1/photos/medium/x2_d11a53c

:eek::Lin:

:p

You beat me to the punch. I downloaded this photo to do the same thing except I was going to talk about the fact her kid will be eating for a lifetime off those juggs and hopefully she won't drown in a sea of milk.

Those are gargantuan!

ThaVirus 06-23-2012 12:03 PM

For the record, I still would.

Munson 06-23-2012 12:09 PM

I would motorboat the sh*t out of her.

And I'd still hit it. She'll lose the weight soon enough.

dilligaf 06-23-2012 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson (Post 8697099)
I would motorboat the sh*t out of her.

And I'd still hit it. She'll lose the weight soon enough.

Me too

ForeverChiefs58 06-23-2012 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 8697081)
:p

You beat me to the punch. I downloaded this photo to do the same thing except I was going to talk about the fact her kid will be eating for a lifetime off those juggs and hopefully she won't drown in a sea of milk.

Those are gargantuan!

Hard to find jugs that big at a wholesale club. You don't see tits that would dwarf a 10 pound baby very often from someone that used to rock daisy dukes.

Not sure what happened to Jessica Simpson, but I think Kristie Alley is posing as her and may have just mistakenly took her as a giant blonde haired twinkie and ate her.

ForeverChiefs58 06-23-2012 01:03 PM

She is pretty simular to the Nicole Eggert story:

From this:
http://img4.celebscentral.net/images...eggert-105.jpg
http://img4.celebscentral.net/images...eggert-103.jpg
http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper...gert-19624.jpg
http://www.nicoleeggert.net/wordpres...-eggert-24.jpg


To this:
http://celebritiesgettingfat.com/wp-...now-bikini.jpg
http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/up...8_122_99lo.jpg
http://celebrityodor.com/galleries/2...t_fail_010.jpg

She may have lost some weight now, but is shell of former self
http://cdn.bourgy.com/wordpress/wp-c...9909885346.jpg

MIAdragon 06-23-2012 02:11 PM

Thats called getting older.

whoman69 06-23-2012 02:14 PM

I think gay guys would look at this and say, "Sure, I'll try it once."

http://balancesheet.files.wordpress....soncarwash.jpg

Hammock Parties 06-23-2012 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 8697341)
Thats called getting older.

No it's not.

It's called not giving a shit about your diet.


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