[QUOTE=John Matrix]

There's a reason why a lot of fans around the league think most Chiefs fans are stupid redeneck bastards, and that reason is........

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The reason is, they see pictures on the internet of some of them holding big bags of dog shit next to their face.

[QUOTE=stumppy][QUOTE=John Matrix]

There's a reason why a lot of fans around the league think most Chiefs fans are stupid redeneck bastards, and that reason is........

Obviously you've never pulled college pranks on anyone, but that's probably a hard feat for you to aspire to whenever you flunk out during grade school.

And which one was the bag of dogshit and which one was Turdix?-hard to tell.

Hey everyone, it's Bill Shakespeare. Is Halfcan a mention to the half can of Zyklon B that your mother must have inhaled when she learned that she was impregnated from goatstock at the sperm clinic?

I didn't have to go to college to know better than to post pictures on the internet of myself smiling and holding a bag of shit next to my face.

There was a kid in grade school that always smiled like that when he got his hands on some shit. Don't know his name though. People tended to shy away from him.
But who am I to be telling you ? Heh.

Wow that is just unfunny and pathetic Dogshit. Why don't you make fun of my Aunt with Cancer again you fuggin moron. I mean, there have been some real losers on here, but never one so dispicable that he is proud of a pic of himself holding a bag of shit.

No wonder your neighbors hate you!!!!

You are a complete and total moron. That's unfunny and pathetic, yet your actions on numerous other boards should be lauded for their admirability. I'd wish for your demise, but I do'nt even know if the Earth should deserve the blight that holding your rotting corpse would entail.

I gotta admit, posters like this don't come along to often.
So relish the moment.

Remember back his post of crying because his bitch niehbors made him clean up his dogs poop.
Look back at his sad and pathetic pic of him proudly holding a bag of shit.
Recall how he whined that those college chicks give guys a bj yet won't even give him the time of day.
Be horrified that you conversed with a guy nicknamed 'The turd bandit'.
Next time you take a dump flush it down quickly or it could be snatched up for Matrix to be a source of his pride and joy.
Then have his pic taken with it only to be shown on message boards through out the land.

Beware that such a low-life creature out there does exist.

Hey Matrix...

Who is the bigger loser? A person, who has been a Chiefs fan for 20+ years, conversing with other like minded people through 5 seasons, or the New guy who shows up, and "doesn't care" so much, that whenever his feelings get hurt, he runs to not only post on the message board he's making fun of others for posting on, but makes a 2 page entry starting "dear diary".

You're pretty pathetic, and you know it, which is why you're so angry and have such a tough time making friends. I am beginning to doubt if the bag next to that beaker head you've got is actually full of dog nuggets, but its more likely that you're the inspiration for the South Park episode where you shove a sandwich in your head holster and cr@p out your mouth.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'm sure its difficult to pronounce.

I won't worry too much about my personal life, until the day I make a diary or blog entry giving a blow by blow arguement from another website.

Other boards? A complete and total moron-there is a word for that and it is John Matrix-also can be used to describe a useless steaming bag of shit. Why don't you go peep in your neibors windows again or stick your head in an oven. You will go down as the biggest lowlife to ever post on the Planet-and in only 300 post-quit an accomplishment for an illiterate inbreed C#cksmoker.

I thought you were out of college, now you are lying about going to college???

Hi, I am Matrix... I talk shit about my neighbors on the internet and I am a skeezy asshole and I admit it.. I do dumbshit things but I do not care what you think because you are all whitetrash because you post on the internet and make fun of me... I mean I do not care about you are this site, but I will keep coming back to show I do not care.. You all are a joke for making fun of me on the internet, I mean I do not make fun of people on here or have a BLOG about making fun of people on the internet... You are all redneck geeks for making fun on me on the internet, I mean Kirksville is 10 times better then KC...

Agian you are all trash and I do not care what you think...

love John Matrix...

P.S. I will be back tomarrow to tell how much I do not care, and talk about you on my blog where people like me...

I'll wager that Matrix gets laid less than a Dwarf in a full body goiter.

Matrix = Redrum :hmmm:

How does Turdix still have green dots, he should have little piles of dogshit.

Put the shit down their chimney. If they have one.